One of the craziest things about scientology is the use of "success stories." These things are a strange mixture of self-affirmation, peer pressure and fear. People write them to accomplish one or all of the following at the completion of a scientology service: a. To ensure they are allowed to complete and be presented with a certificate, they write what they think they are supposed to say b. To affirm for themselves that they have in fact gotten something for the time and money they have invested c. To gain recognition from others for their "wins." In truth, nobody should need … [Read more...]
Clear Certainty Is A Clear Fail
Remember back in early July the "new" Clear Certainty Rundown was announced. It was version 3 of something that Miscavige had earlier brought "totally in tech" and "exactly as LRH wanted it." And at the time, there was much hype about how every org is sending a "Clear Certainty Team" to Flag for a fast training program. Only take a week or two. Well, now nearly 2 months later only ONE team has apparently completed and returned to their org in WUS. And you can bet they are ahead of the non-US areas, and probably EUS too. This is typical of any of these training programs at Flag. They run … [Read more...]
GAG Me
I have assumed since the release of GAT II in November 2013 that it meant that all previous auditor training was no longer valid. Though of course, at the outset, this was never stated. Might have the natives to get restless. Those natives are pretty docile, fed on a constant diet of lies and half-truths to turn them into sheeple. The trick is to keep them thinking that the next big thing has just been given to them and that this "breakthrough" will cure all the previous failures to deliver what was promised. So, it is nice to finally see it in writing -- direct from COP … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
It's a surprise... Don't tell anyone. The Wonders of the ALL NEW Clearing Course Just a small question. Wonder how this person knows just how much bs he has been fed about how the course is now "shorter" thanks to COB. Oh, that aesthetic course pack... It made all the difference to his ability to get through the "new" GAT OT II. They actually promote this idiocy? Hot Off The Press Is is going to try to attain SH Size again. Perhaps they can scratch their way to the size they were 25 years ago. Unlikely -- no other org has … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Become a 75% Humanitarian You will be better than than 50% Humanitarians from the match game... This is it! "Only" 1,6 left to raise (not counting the $600k promised but not paid...) Should be around the "ballpark" with this and then will be given the REAL figure. The largest honor roll on earth STILL cannot complete this most important ideal org on earth. You may be ready... But we are not. We just sent our "team" for training. It's OK, we haven't audited anyone on a NED intensive since we became an "ideal … [Read more...]
Super Duper Power
Just shows you how valuable those OT levels are -- the second rundown of SP, the rundown developed to revive "dead" staff is the best thing this OT VIII ever did! OT VIII is obviously not what it is cracked up to be. It costs a LOT of money to get there. With the promise of having attained along the way all the abilities of Clear. Then removing ALL the entities that are otherwise causing you not to really be "clear" on OT III. Then doing them again on OT V. And then again on OT VII -- this time to make you cause over life and your body transparent. And then finally no more amnesia on the w … [Read more...]
Golden Age Of Tech Phase II For OTs (GOATs)
Well, there was more to it than just a "new, improved" CCRD launched by the splendidly uniformed Captain Miscavige ("don't call him Captain, it is insulting") at the recent secret briefing at Flag (See It's Epic, It's Monumental) The Chairman of the Pompadour took it right over the top with this monumentally epic milestone briefing, releasing the new, standard tech OT Levels through OT III. With the understated tag-line "This is the guarantee that every being will make it to OT -- with unprecedented ease and speed" the latest edition of the International Scientology News trumpeted this … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Brummie logic If this is true, it argues you should be giving your money for the ideal orgs in Manchester and Leeds too. Oh, that's right, the org in Manchester has cobwebs covering the doorstep and there has never been an org in Leeds (or Sheffield or Liverpool or Burnley or, or, or -- any place that has a football team that has ever been in the BPL should at least have a mission, let alone an org) . More expansion in the last decade than the 50 years previously doesnt seem to apply to the UK. They have not had a new org there in at least 25 years. Member's Only Oh … [Read more...]
Thursday Funnies
Brummies keep us amused These are really reasons to give money for an ideal org? If Freeways, movie theaters and bands count, then Valley should be a breeze... Robin Hogarth comes to town Ideal org and Duggan child expert is going to tell the Flag OTC how to have empty building like they do in Capetown, Durban (actually an empty lot), Bulawayo and Harare, as well as empty Pretoria and Joburg ideal org that cannot pay its bills. You would not want to miss this briefing. It is going to be monumentalistic. Gavin Potter … [Read more...]
Scientology Is Going Clear!
You heard it here first -- there is a new DCSI/Clear Certainty Rundown that was released in a special "closed door" briefing by He Who Shall Not Be Named. And it now being spread to the general populace in a vain effort to recruit new staff for this "rare opportunity." Of course, to try to fill up some of the empty space at Flag, all orgs are being ordered to send trainees to learn the "new" tech of verifying whether someone is Clear or not. Couldn't just send it out to the orgs to USE IT, this incredible new breakthrough is too important for that. Hell, they might mess it up!! And everyone … [Read more...]