This is the completions page from the latest Advance Magazine. Though this is the IDEAL PACIFICA BRIDGE and David Miscavige made much of how people are "flooding up the bridge in record numbers", you can see for yourself what is really going on in this "ideal" AO. Of course, they never make clear what period these stats cover, but based on other mags, this is likely 3 months worth at least. And it exposes the reality of people "Flooding up the bridge to OT" for the world to see. AOLA had EIGHT Solo II completions. That is the exact measurement of how many people are "flooding up … [Read more...]
The Crack Command Team
I have been otherwise engaged for a few days and am catching up on the emails and messages that have been sent in since Friday. Trying to get up to date on everything and I will attempt to respond to everyone as quickly as I can and post the information of interest. The goings-on at the Ideal Pacifica Bridge are generating considerable buzz. And not of the good variety. Someone who was in PAC orgs over the weekend told me they saw a lot of Sea Org members and virtually NO public, particularly in ASHO. And apparently the heavy-handed ethics actions have gotten rolling. Of course, the … [Read more...]
No Wonder CO AOLA Was Busted
This is a page from the latest Advance mag (soon to be renamed Consolidate mag and thereafter Fall Back mag). This comes out maybe a couple of times a year, though I believe it is supposed to be monthly. Just for sake of giving them the benefit of the doubt, let's assume this is the production for a single month. (Though of course the same people appear on here for several services that SHOULD take more than a month). Even just a single month -- being kind -- it is astonishingly bereft of volume. If they are making 7 new Solo Auditors a month (Solo 2 Comps) and 5 OT III's this is so … [Read more...]
The New PAC “Crack Command Team”
For those interested in who has been sent to take charge of the "most out ethics city on earth." This is the full PR posed shot of the new kids in town. Love those scarves and pocket hankies. Given the variety of readers here, probably most will be identified.... Someone sent this to me and I just saw it, so am adding it here: The new Execs were referred to as a "Crack Command Team". Also Execs at ASHO: Carlos Colon and Justin Blackburn. Also at ASHO was Jessica ... who is a 24 year Sea Org veteran. At LA Org is D/ED Brooke Bruni (spelling?) OES Alex Gibson, wife of new Tech … [Read more...]
PAC/LA Org Update: Contraction Is Expansion
Thursday Funnies have been postponed to Friday in order to update the happenings in PAC. I was out of town all day yesterday so didn't have a chance to compile the information sent in from various sources. This is clearly a topic of considerable interest and The Funnies won't lose their funny in a day.... Tonight (Friday) is the Big Spin presentation of "greatest expansion ever" news with the combining of two Day and Foundation Orgs and the wholesale "letting go" of the contracted staff of the Model Ideal Org. What is astonishing is that as long as ANY news is presented as … [Read more...]
Scientology Newspeak
In the topsy-turvy Newspeak world of scientology, add to the classic phrases from Orwell's 1984 a fourth: CONTRACTION IS EXPANSION. As long as the news is preceded with some modifiers "greatest expansion ever" or "exciting news of our accomplishments" or something similar, ANYTHING can be presented as "proof" that the 47X straight up and vertical expansion is continuing unchecked. Even the eradication ("combining") of a Sea Org org. Closing an SO Org has got to take the cake as far as pigs ear catastrophes presented as silk purse accomplishments. It has never happened … [Read more...]
First Ideal City
The rah-rah is reaching nutball levels in PAC -- promoting completing Valley org will make them the first "Ideal City"? How do they figure these things out? There are lot of cities that only have one org and it is "ideal" so arent they "ideal cities"? Or do they require more than one org (of course they do -- even 5 orgs in LA is not even scratching the surface). But you will hear the sheeple in London talking about how their ideal org is "going to Clear London" and the same in Melbourne and Joburg and everywhere else. They have long since considered themselves an "ideal city." Ah well, … [Read more...]
Leis, Glowsticks, A Moose And A Gift From COB…
Just couldn't resist this. As the Special Correspondent who sent this to me commented "I think the Flag OTC have jumped the shark" The "execs" seated at the front wearing leis (someone went to Hawaii? or is this just MV=ship=islands=hula girls=leis level of stupidity) and glowsticks (planning a rave?) A "Special guest" to the Flag OT Committee meeting -- the "Ideal Org Moose Mascot." Moose? Because it's big and dumb and has an enormous appetite for anything green? But, most important of all: please show up on Sunday as all attendees will receive a "special gift from C … [Read more...]
Not A Soul On The BC At ASHO Day
It seems Miscavige has turned his CGI into reality. He is forever showing empty buildings in his "fly-throughs" of ideal orgs. He is also continuously sending everyone BACK down the Bridge to "start over" or "redo" things. And of course pay for the pleasure even though he announces at these events that "some SP's" had screwed it all up -- but those "SP's" were the people entrusted with the JOB at the time. And while there have been many reports of empty courserooms (see posts here about the tour of Portland and the earlier one on Pretoria) this one takes the cake. According to a … [Read more...]
The OTC Security Hammer Is Dropping
Apparently hushmail didnt solve the problem, so now they have a new message right at the top of the OTC minutes: Note: The minutes are for the sole use of Valley OTC members. All members receive a copy. Please do not forward the minutes to anyone else for any reason. Apparently there are all sorts of measures being taken to try to stem the flow of information outside the bubble. One might ask why that is of such concern. Of course it is merely information they WANT to impart to the "OTC members" -- if it is true, how could it be so damaging? But that is like asking why if you are opening a … [Read more...]