More revealing details from inside the hushmail bubble.... Great to see the IAS coming along to the Flag OTC to quote from "COB's speech" and tell everyone they should be increasing their status as they move up the Bridge. Of course, if they were to be asked about this by the IRS they would claim there is NO relationship with moving up the Bridge and IAS statuses. But you know, that's just "wog" law. Not important to anyone important (like us in the IAS). These guys lie about their own stats to themselves. It is remarkable to see how the culture of peddling bs and then buying what you are … [Read more...]
May 9 Event Downgraded To Street Fair
For the first time in at least 20 years, probably longer, the May 9th event is not going to be at the Shrine Auditorium. In fact, it's not even going to be an "event." It's going to be a "weekend" of "igniting the fire" in Los Angeles on L. Ron Hubbard Way. With "Dianetics cars and motorcycles" and a Dianetics "volcano climbing wall." Wonder if they will have carnival rides and sideshow attractions (a "Dunk The COB" attraction would generate a lot of interest I am sure and I bet they could make some serious money). There must be NO news worthy of an event. The walls are caving in. This is a … [Read more...]
Turnout Unacceptable For Mr. Clive Rabey
Dear me. Things are not looking well in the home of the largest concentration of Scientologists on earth, the land of the Ideal Pacifica Bridge, the Ideal LA Org, Ideal Orange County, Ideal Inglewood, Ideal Pasadena and rocking and rolling Valley All Stars. And in this age of the "Golden Age of Tech II" when everyone is just FLYING up the Bridge. And in this era of amazing expansion under the brilliant leadership of Dear Leader. Unparalleled growth and unbelievable enthusiasm. Well, apparently the enthusiasm IS unbelievable. 50 people "confirmed" for the "OT Convention" out of 700 means … [Read more...]
Tony Muhammad Does Ideal Graduation
LET US KNOW IF YOU CAN MAKE IT. YOU MAY ATTEND EVEN IF YOU ARE NOT CURRENTLY ON COURSE, OR ARE ON COURSE AT ANOTHER ORG. If I had seen this 10 years ago I would have taken it for a joke. This is not an "interfaith meeting". This is GRADUATION where people are supposed to "give wins from all levels of the Bridge". The "western leader" of the Nation of Islam is the "guest speaker" and this is supposed to be good news? If there was a "guest speaker" at "graduation" one would imagine perhaps a Senior C/S or a Senior Course Supervisor or maybe even the President of the … [Read more...]
Miscavige Re-Re-Ribbon Pulling Speech
Here is the text of Dear Leader’s speech for the grand re-ribbon cutting in PAC. You will understand the Noah’s Ark image when you have read the speech. I have included a few comments throughout in square brackets. I have a feeling Mr. Miscavige may be “too busy” to show up at the March 13th event on Friday at Ruth Eckerd Hall and this video will be shown to the adoring masses in his place (there will be another post about March 13 event coming soon). For those who had heard the report that this was a 3 minute speech, that is incorrect. It is about 12 minutes long. It begins with an introdu … [Read more...]
Ice Cream For Everyone
Another inadvertant admission from inside the bubble. They are totally enthusiastic about the fact they got "Highest Ever" for a WUS ribbon cutting. Really? All SO members in LA and all staff and public that could be rounded up in the LA area (and no doubt from San Diego and Santa Barbara and some were even shipped in from the Bay Area and Phoenix and anywhere else)? After all, they did not want to disappoint the Pope. Is there anywhere else in WUS that would expect to have higher turnout than LA? Certainly not Las Vegas. Or Phoenix. Or the Bay Area. Or Portland. Or Denver. Or Seattle. Or … [Read more...]
Ribbon Envy?
Just how many ribbons is too many? Is there such a thing as ribbon envy? Small ribbon syndrome? Seems that the magnitude of his ribbon pulling events is now being measured by the size and quantity of his bows and sashes. Surprised they haven't put them on all 4 sides of each building. What a ridiculous joke this has become. The re-re-opening of "LRH's dream"(?) is going to be "the best event ever" -- as measured by inches of satin ribbon dropped. "More satin ribbon used for this grand ribbon dropping ceremony than in all the curtains in Buckingham Palace combined. The ribbons w … [Read more...]
Test Center Opening, Or Maybe Not…
To keep everyone updated on the the most important events ever that may or may not ever happen. It seems there is still some problem with the Hollywood Test Center. You know the one that was promoted as being opened last Friday at 6:30 "to be in time for the Oscars crowd"? It's just a few days away and its "not finalized". Again. This is really becoming a pattern with every event. These things used to be like clockwork and since last year, starting with the cancellation of the 25th Anniversary MV financial hari kiri cruise, things have gone completely out of control. Flag is promoting the … [Read more...]
Cause Over The MEST Universe?
The farce continues. Most of the idiocy has been documented here as they have bounced around between "it's happening and you had better be there" to "we handled the drought and you had better be there, time to be announced" to "we parted the clouds and you had better be there" to "we have delayed it, but you had still better be there" to "the final time is 3:30 Sunday and you had better be there" to "let's try it again next weekend." Of course, this could all change again in the next hour, once Pam Lancaster awakens from her beauty sleep and postulates some clear sky. Or it could all be a … [Read more...]
The Gods Are Crying
Seems the Gods are not smiling down on Dear Leader. Either that or some SP's have conspired to suppress the weather (though everyone else in California is no doubt pleased) and mess with his party on Friday and Saturday. Confusion reigns inside the bubble -- first they announced the date as last weekend, then changed to this Friday and Saturday ("to capture the Academy Awards crowd...."), then word went out that the events would be delayed until Sunday and Monday. Then that changed -- like good OT's who will make it go right, "we will not be effect of the weather" and it was back to Friday … [Read more...]