The latest natural disaster in the US, Hurricane Michael, caused massive destruction in the Panhandle of Florida.
In some ways this is a “perfect storm.” For here we have an ALL IDEAL Florida confronting a major catastrophe. There is also another ideal org nearby in Atlanta. And then there is Clearwater, the largest concentration of scientologists on earth. (And just for good measure, let’s throw in the “ideal” Ocala Mission which is the closest of all to the disaster zone). Wow, it’s literally an “ideal” scene.
That largest private relief force on earth should find this an easy one to mobilize for. Nobody even had to fly to the disaster zone. They can just jump in their cars and hey presto, they are there in a few hours.
So, here was the first notification that went out. Trying to recruit VMs in LOS ANGELES? Wow, if they are bringing in the troops from the West Coast as well as Ideal Florida there must be thousands of them on the scene….
Odd, the photos show 5 people.
And now this just went out.
One person in a yellow shirt.
Yes, ONE.
Even though they claim IAS money was given to deploy hundreds of VMs. Hundreds. (And ou can bet if they had even dozens there would be photos — the single thing VMs are hammered to do above all is get photos).
No specifics about anything actually being DONE. No details about how many VMs.
But of course, a pitch to give more money.
These people have no shame. None.
At the IAS event that was held concurrent with the hurricane they probably collected another $50 million from the beached whales. That should have been plenty already to bu6 gas for one VM to show up for a photo op.
Suzy Schulenburg says
Where are the photos of the PALLETS of much needed supplies!! I would like to see that.
Mike Rinder says
The only photos I have seen yet is one of a suitcase full of yellow t-shirts being shipped to the disaster site.
Rick D says
Panama city Helicopter Tour-Joy Ride for Mirit.. cue airshots…..30 VM’s lined up or another photo shoot…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAQYqrkTsQM
Alcoboy says
I still have my VM shirts from back when I was on staff.
Hey! I just got an idea! That will be my Halloween costume this year! I’ll dress up as a VM!
I mean, can you think of anything scarier?
I Yawnalot says
You could be your own walking disaster. Don’t forget a rake with a selfie camera on top of the handle.
Joshua Lilly says
I can think of only one thing scarier: dressing as a Reg!
Ann Davis says
No! Freaking hilarious Alcoboy.
The Scribe says
The Vulture Marauders have the same amount of care for disaster victims as David Miscavige does for his staff.
Dave F. says
COB wasted a valuable “PR” moment . . .
Imagine the Freewinds, laden down with relief supplies stacked all over her deck, steaming heroically into the harbor at Panama City . .
As a “tribute” to LRH’s “naval service”, they could have even SHELLED Tyndall AFB on the way back down the coast for more supplies !
Dave F.
Alcoboy says
“Imagine the Freewinds laden down with relief supplies stacked all over her deck…..”
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Not to be disrespectful, Dave F, but who are you kidding?
That would be out-exchange!
Besides, there’s no way in hell that the Damn Rustbucket is ever going to venture into US waters.
Dead Men Tell No Tales Bill Straass says
I just thought of this:
The Freewinds stays the hell away from the US. Why?
They are supposedly the masters of PR.
The company that owned the ship before the church bought it sailed into St Petersburg and Miami every week. Those inspectors from the US were no problem for a bunch of WOGs.
When the ship was purchased by the Church, it sailed from the US to Curacao. I flew there that same day after being made to sign a 10 million dollar bond not to tell anyone where the ship was.
The Church is paranoid, made much worse by their continuous overts.
Dave F. says
Maybe the one guy in the yellow shirt is a “MEGA-THETANZILLA” ???
LOL !
Dave F.
Rick D says
their are VM group photos and videos on Mirit Hendricksons Facebook page..its a small group…mostly Clearwater Academy kids, an the assortment of Camera Crews,…30 poorly dressed (for a disaster) VM’s. …….Mirit Is the president for the VM’s …Mirit is herself as amateur Video interviewer, She has a YouTube page full of interviews of Minor Scientology Celebrities… its all fluff… including the VM’s in action
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=BpkV9aZMYZQ
Christopher Baranet a.k.a. " Joe Theta " says
Mirit Hendrickson as far as I know, works for the Agamis’
,doing marketing , social media etc
bixntram says
I looked at Mirit’s Facebook page, I mean, pages. She must have spent big bucks to have her teeth capped, because she sure likes showing them off.
Valerie says
Well at least one of them is pretending to work…
How is this help?
Alcoboy says
You mean the guy up on the roof? Or the kid playing the garden rake like an electric guitar?
Rick D says
they had a busy day …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0IUBc3JoDk
Otviii2late says
I love how the picture in the official IAS Watch promo has 5 confused looking people standing around, looking disoriented. And now these two videos of the VMs doing F-all. What losers.
Aquamarine says
Yo Wog World –
We are the Volunteer Ministering Angels of the Church of Scientology.
We go wherever we are needed…to be photographed.
Wherever we are we create TREMENDOUS effects for good.
What do you mean, what do we actually DO?
Stop asking stupid questions ok?
What we DO isn’t the point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What’s important is that we show UP.
Wasn’t it Woody Allen who said that 90% of winning in life is just showing up?
Well, we show up!
With yellow tee shirts on.
That’s all you’ll ever need to know for now.
Much love,
The Volunteer Ministering Angels
PS:
One last vital datum:
We work on 3 speeds:
1) Slow
2) Super Slow
3) Not Moving
Thank you.
Jenyfurrr says
Aqua,
Your comments about the speeds they work on cracked me up! I was uncomfortable even watching. I get the poor kids are teens forced to come because of where they attend school &may not have a heart for it.
But WOW – I worked on a bunch of church and community mission teams for fires, floods & mudslides, etc. and we’d tell people during training (we had kids as young as 6-7 in some areas) that, “This is an emergency that’s taken lives and it’s ok if you don’t feel called to come help – we have plenty that are and if you’re not someone who – when there seems to be nothing to do – can’t FIND something to do, we can’t take you on this trip! No harm, no foul, but people lost family, friends and/or everything they own so we’re going to their home to HELP and support. We only need those that want to do any and everything they can to help, no matter what it takes!” (The cool thing was many of the kids inspired most of the adults w/their hearts…)
Everyone gets bored, but it just feels disrespectful walking into that situation, filming volunteers who take up space, resource and time goofing off. I feel bad for the teens and wish their parents would get off their collective arses and lead by EXAMPLE, serve others and parent their poor kids!
Aquamarine says
What do you know, a relief and rescue effort with people doing relieving and rescuing! What a concept!
Very interesting, jenyfurr and thank you for helping with real help!
Zen Little says
Christ… yes, disgusting. They likely put more man hours into mailings and emails and printed flyers and more emails and web advertising and regging for more DONOS than on scene giving any relief. Well, they don’t give much relief if any, more like a hindrance, so scratch that.
ctempster says
The IAS is quick to jump in and take credit for it all with “made possible by donations to the IAS…” Well they make big claims but never show a paper trail as to where the money really goes. When VM’s need money to buy a plane ticket to fly to disaster locations, the IAS does NOT pay for their ticket. I know this because I knew a VM and he was always begging for money to pay for airline ticket to go to the disaster.
Alcoboy says
Now, ctempster, if the IAS paid for plane tickets to the disaster site or even chartered a plane, it would show that VMs are incapable of making it go right and are therefore not able. After all, this is Scientology Volunteer Ministers, not the Salvation Army, the American Red Cross or any silly wog organization. These are the most theta and ethical beings on the planet. Why, they should be able to fly like Superman to the disaster area!
Buy them plane tickets! Tsk, tsk.
lkjasedfasdf says
Why does nobody ever ask how large the IAS ‘grant’ was? Would they get pulled in for a sec-check for having the gall to ask, for possibly thinking Miscavige is lying? I never cease to be amazed how unquestioning the members are.
WhatAreYourCrimes says
Oh, they are questioning, for certain. Just look at all the UTRs commenting these days.
Donna C May says
Mormon Helping Hands were out there in squads with food, water and the ability to help anyone no matter their religious preference. They are not afraid to get dirty and pitch in. Even our general authorities come out to help. Slap a yellow vest on them and point them in the right direction. Like to see Miscavage roll up his sleeves and pitch in. Chances are that will never happen unless there was something in it for him. They don’t do it for the photo ops, but because there is a need and so they fill it. Scientology could take a page out of the Latter-day Saints playbook.
Alcoboy says
Sister May, Scientology is never going to take a page out of anybody’s playbook except David Miscavige’s. In their estimation, President Nelson is nothing but a silly old wog who had power conferred on him while Miscavige had the audacity to ‘assume’ his current position(think Joseph Stalin). Nope. In the eyes of Scientology a true prophet of God doesn’t hold a candle to the Most High Exalted Ruler of Teegeeack and the MEST Universe.
Incidentally, I admire President Nelson and the new church programs being administered under his direction.
Oh, as for Miscavige rolling up his sleeves and pitching in, a certain place in the afterlife will freeze over before that happens!
(‘President Nelson’ refers to Russel M. Nelson, 17th president of the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints. )
kengullette says
I’m not sure I would hold the Mormon religion up as a role model. There is enough strangeness in any religion to fill a lot of books by people who escape. One writer said that when Marie Osmond got married at the Mormon Tabernacle, the Jewish writers and producers of her TV show (he was included) were not allowed inside the temple. I grew up in the Baptist church, and I don’t see them as a whole lot better than Scientologists, either. Less outward abuse, but a lot of “you’re nothing without God” emotional abuse for sure. My gay friends will back me up on that.
katylied says
That’s because no other faiths are allowed inside the temple. Catholics, episcopalians, hare krishna, hindus, are barred. Even most mormons arent allowed – only the 20% that are devout. It’s perfectly normal to consider Mormons weird, but that doesn’t cancel out the charitable works that they do. Why not admire the good that they do, and scratch your head over the weird things they do?
kengullette says
Perhaps because no amount of good they do can change the fact that it is a fantasy, with a threat at the heart of it (believe or be doomed) and let’s not even discuss their treatment of women throughout Mormonism’s relatively short history. But I’m not picking on Mormons. I was taught that women originated sin and deserved to be cursed. And it is ironic to me that women defend these man-made religions so intensely. Indoctrination is a hard thing to shake, whether you are raised Baptist, Mormon, Muslim or Scientologist. I would simply hesitate before holding any other religion out as a beacon of sanity compared to Scientology. They all have their problems.
katylied says
I understand your perspective, nothing wrong with that. From my perspective, I think it would be like saying that Americans believe that our country is the best, which is a fantasy. Not to mention the US treatment of women throughout our short history, and our terrible ruling that African Americans only amount to 3/5ths of a white man. And the good that America does in the world should never be recognized because of this history. I don’t understand why every American should defend their country and I’m mystified as to why citizens don’t resign en masse and take up Belgian citizenship.
Aquamarine says
katylied,
Because the USA was in no small part founded on the principle of the SEPARATION of church and state. As American individuals we can worship as we choose but our government is secular. Or supposed to be.
I understand and agree with your point about separating the good works that fundamentalist religious groups do from their beliefs and you’re right – theoretically.
WE can separate their good works from their beliefs.
THEY cannot.
The RFs cannot make such distinctions because EVERYTHING they do is for/with/because of/in the name of God and the forwarding of THEIR religion and the perpetration of their beliefs on EVERYONE else. Everything they do and don’t do hinges around God. Everything.
I have relatives who are RFs. If you got a flat tire at 2AM in the middle of nowhere and they came upon you, they would stop and help you, and I mean really help you. When they were in their 20s they picked up stakes and spent 2 years somewhere in China doing missionary work which included helping the poor. They are 100% honest in every way. They are very good people.
They’re also a huge pain the ass.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus non-stop 24/7. its all for Jesus. If they change your tire at 2AM where you’re stranded, its for Jesus. If they helped feed hungry people in China, they didn’t do it for the Chinese, they did it for…you guessed it. And they TALK about it, constantly. Not bragging – heavens no – they talk about the “necessity” of accepting JC as your Lord & Savior CONSTANTLY.
See, if they’d just SHUT UP every now and then…but they can’t.
Needless to say, separation of church and state is something to which they give lip service. If any secular law is conflicts with their religious beliefs its not only not OK for THEM, but its ALSO not OK for YOU, me, or ANYbody!
Did I mention that their a huge pain in the ass?
lsjones66 says
No matter how you may personally feel about the latter-day saint religion, it’s just the flat out truth that they do have the largest private relief services. You can even tour their “welfare square” and humanitarian services center. Huge operations. And their very transparent about it all.
Does anyone know where to go to see where all the relief supplies are organized and stored for the CO$?
Jenyfurrr says
Sister May,
I’m glad they were out there helping and not a surprise… while yes, there are controversies and concerns many may have, one thing that has consistently stood out to me (from the outside) is that the LDS Church and its members are very selfless when it comes to responding to needs after a disaster or emergency of any kind.
What I think is most beautiful (I am someone of faith – non-denominational Christian) is seeing how PEOPLE from so many faiths, backgrounds, etc. are responding in love, working side-by-side and not concerned about photo ops or getting PR, but just want to help those in need! (Your example is an excellent one of those!)
So many here have been hurt by the lies, abuse and PR slant of the “church” of $cientology, we all just love to see people who are there to be truly genuine and help because their hearts brought them there (vs this sad turnout of yellow-shirts taking pics).
Rip Van Winkle says
……my facebook showed me some toiletries they collected and drove up there. That’s about it… *yaawwwn.
PeaceMaker says
I’ve been watching their recent disaster “response,” and this is pretty typical. They seem to only be able to raise a couple of adults, like literally two 20-somethings, who can go to the disaster areas for days or possibly even weeks at a time, while their Florida vulture-minister-in-chief Mirit can only pull herself away from whatever it is she does that is apparently more important, on the weekends – spending 10 to 12 hours just driving for a days’ worth of photo ops.
I think this is an indication of just how few members they must have in Clearwater, and how the true believers who have gathered there are too focused in their own “bridge” progress to help anyone else. A number of members from California managed to do what it took to travel all the way to Texas to help out after Hurricane Harvey last year, which is probably why they’re being called on again this year.
The other interesting thing that I’ve noted, is that the VM social media feeds, and now reportedly Miscavige’s own personal feed, are re-posting images and items from their storm responses last year, apparently trying to make up and cover up for their inability to raise much of an effort this time around.
Jenyfurrr says
PM – My “like” button stopped working ages ago – but just wanted to affirm what you’ve said. It does seem like so many that do at least try seem to come from outlying areas and that’s interesting (& sad).
PeaceMaker says
Jeny, thanks for the “ack.” I don’t know if it quite responds to what you’re getting it, but I’d also meant to mention that it appears to me that the California scientologists are not only more numerous and thus able to raise relatively more of a response, but that they may also be a bit more willing to help out others, a positive aspect of the old California spirit.
Rip Van Winkle says
Help Please:
Off topic:
I can’t find via google a transcript to RJ 39. I don’t recall if there is an issue, (there must be) wherein we see in writing that Ot VIII is “the first real OT level”. I don’t have the RJ 39 lecture and don’t even know if it is exactly here either.
I’d like to have a written copy of that somehow. It may be useful down the line in handling certain people in my life to help wake them up.
We were in SCN trying to go OT for decades, being ON OT levels, all the while expecting that we/they were “OT” and headed for the big fat abilities.
OT abilities, including “being safe, happy and cause forever and ever and ever” was the big carrot.
I’ve been lately thinking about how the little bitty wins, the confirmation bias, the group camaraderie, the star high save the planet goals… piled up…years…decades…and lulled us into not realizing that we were getting NOTHING like he described in allllll the hundreds of lectures and issues.
No Clear abilities
No OT abilities
Just self confidence and certainty based upon …. conditioning. No better than any other false doctrine or even just leading a successful life with friends, family, and education and a good job.
So, I’d like an issue, a transcript. Because I’ve been UTR long enough now… that it seems insane that I went along for so long with the carrot in the distance, not realizing the goal posts were being moved. …to the point where he’s dead for F*ck’s sake and nobody still has reached “real OT”.
*smacks head.
anyone?
Thanks.
ctempster says
Rip Van Winkle, congrats on your waking up and confronting hard things and your decision to handle family and friends and come out come hell or high water. I admire that! I look forward to reading your coming out story. It is much nicer in the sunshine and free and among true friends instead of fair weather friends.
Rip Van Winkle says
I gave you the wrong impression by the way I worded my sentence. I’m staying UTR – (I don’t want to lose family, friends, house and home, livelihood, etc.)
“I’ve been UTR long enough now” and have done enough inspection, reading and thinking… .. peeling layers and layers… so that as of now, I can’t fathom how I didn’t notice the goal posts being moved, how I didn’t notice that I was getting nothing of what I got in for, and neither was I seeing it in anyone around me…..
That’s what I meant….
I would love to be able to handle family and friends, but I still have no illusions here. A specific trauma precipitated my light switch awakening. If not for that, I would still be in. I have been one of the most dedicated and enthusiastic ones in my circle. Most people would have a difficult time believing how I’ve changed mentally.
I’m just trying to gather “tools” ..
…
Thank you for your nice words.
Jenyfurrr says
Either way, your awakening from it is to be celebrated. Until someone experiences it personally, I don’t know that we can fully comprehend the pain and suffering caused by disconnection.
But your posting here for a while now from this perspective is really powerful!
Looking forward to the day when you can be out from UTR and know that perhaps what you’ve shared helped to pull your loved ones out INTACT so you can share your story! Congrats and always love reading your insight.
TrevAnon says
I found an MP3 file called “01 – Ron’s Journal 39(My New Years Gift To You)” on Mediafire.
It’s about 6:30 long. Could that be the one?
TrevAnon says
Download here: last link
http://www.exscn.net/forum/threads/rons-journal-rj-38-rj-39.29613/
TrevAnon says
For the file I found I made a transcript.
Posted it over at WWP as I wouldn’t want Mike to get into trouble.
https://whyweprotest.net/threads/transcript-01-rons-journal-39-my-new-years-gift-to-you.134282/
Not a native English speaker here, so I had a little trouble transcribing. If you can give me an email address that allows a 10 MB file I can send the mp3 so you can fix the last details.
Rip Van Winkle says
Thank you SO much, it’s wonderful that you took the time to do this for me. I really appreciate it.
It doesn’t sound a bit like something “Ron” would say, does it? It sounds like it was crafted by the Liars in Charge. Looking back, and seeing how close to his demise that it was taped and released is further cause for disbelief. He never ever ever acked management like that – never spelled things out in that way. It sounds stupid. He was probably out of his mind on drugs anyway.
What a charade.
THANK YOU.
My hunt continues. I want the issue wherein it says that 8 is the first “real” OT level, and that the others are “Pre-OT”.
I vividly recall the huge moment I had when I first heard/read that line, it just hit me as false, it gave me pause and made me not believe in Scn for a bit, it wobbled me. (oh, I wish it would have toppled my belief!!!)
I had been in for years and years already, and had done massive training and staff by then… I had enough SCN under my belt to realize what a huge game changer it was and it just made everything seem like BS. It took a bit to quell it and hide the thought away, to “get my mind right”
I figure if it had this effect on me, it would have for others perhaps. It’s a chink that maybe I could use sometime in the right setting.
LRH’s death, leaving the planet in the hands of “non-OTs” – since 8 wasn’t released yet and it was to be the first “true” OT level”. … Clear attributes not being demonstrated, .. a few things like that…I’m gathering things for “wobble points”.
Thanks again.
You’re a champ!
TrevAnon says
If I recall correctly, Marc Headley once in a podcast bij Chris Shelton remarked that he used to copy, recopy and fiddle around with LRH’s tapes to edit out phrases that were no longer wanted or something like that. To do that and still get a recording that sounded like LRH himself put it to tape they also had to use all kinds of tricks. The result being that LRH did not sound like LRH anymore.
So this means that, whatever tape of LRH we hear, we don’t have certainty it was LRH as it was at the original recording. In other words: the tape I transcribed could both be fake as well as real.
Mick Roberts says
Would love to know what that conversation was all about in that photo. Seems as though the photographer may have told that fella to run up and go stand in front of the wreckage for a quick snap. Safety officers showed up to ask what the hell he was doing. The photographer wanted to capture the moment to show…..he was working hand in hand with officials on the scene and was part of the safety/rescue/cleanup efforts or something…..from 100 yards away?
And are we sure that’s even a VM in the photo and not perhaps some local resident surveying the damage who just happens to be wearing a yellow shirt and they thought “Hey, that looks like a VM shot we can get…..from 100 yards away….”? Doesn’t appear to be any black writing on the front of that shirt (such as “Scientology Volunteer Minister”) like the shirt being worn by that guy in the top right photo.
Maybe I’m just looking too much into this and that guy could actually be an OT VIII that puts everything back together again through the power of thought alone. Trying to decide which one seems more plausible…..
PeaceMaker says
We also can’t be sure that they didn’t get a picture of someone in a white shirt, and photoshop it to yellow to imply that VMs were there. That’s easy to do, and there are definitely a couple of cases where they can be shown to have done things like that in event images, such as changing a neon colored jacket that they apparently thought stood out too much, to a more subdued shade (critic Graham’s photos from the Birmingham opening captured one such case, where changes and manipulations can be seen compared to Scientology’s altered images).
kengullette says
The photo is unbelievable. Five people standing in the rubble, looking like they are waiting for a coffee truck.
Alcoboy says
They probably were.
Cre8tivewmn says
And each little org has a little yellow van in the parking lot. Never goes anywhere and the tires are flat, but it sure is pretty!
Alcoboy says
Yes, I know. Our org had one just like it.
peterblood71 says
Love the lonely VM hands on hips pose, as if they are the surveying masters of any disastrous situation except their own life’s choices and cult foolhardiness.
Mary Kahn says
“beached whales” That’s really good :)))
David Bates says
Excuse me but 5 people there and one even wearing shorts. No hard hats, gloves, no tools. No people asking or seeking help from them. They look like a group of spectators who came to see the destruction. And really not one mention of a real volunteer group “American Red Cross”, but we all know that the Red Cross would tell them to get lost.
Most epic fail so far scientology!
Cre8tivewmn says
In the photos police outnumber yellow shirts. No accident, I bet.
MarcAnon says
Who wants to bet those “pallets of much needed supplies” were WTH booklets?
Ittybits says
WTH means “What the Hell” right?
I know it doesn’t but that makes more sense to me. And makes me laugh.
Valerie says
My niece lives in Mexico and is involved in the real Topos she has not heard of scientology even offering to fly them anywhere, nor would they accept their offer.
This article talks about the fact that there are two groups that carry the Los Topos name. Scientology even ripped that off,
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-latin-america-41346536
Here is another article talking about other groups trying to appropriate the “Topos” name.
http://remezcla.com/culture/mexico-topos-what-you-should-know/
If there’s fraud involved, it must be scientology
I could almost guarantee that the volunteer ministers did not fly Los Topos out to any site.
Glenn says
A member I was acquainted with in CW was stuck at home following an auto accident. The member was told by his case supervisor to get assists. The member reached out to the local VM I/C for help and none was provided. This was a paying member of the cult who was on service lines at the “mecca of technical perfection” and the local VM I/C couldn’t help one iota. Oh, but he did offer a suggestion that the member find a neighbor, train the person on giving assists and thus get what he needed thereby. Gross!
No surprise volunteers only show up in small numbers at catastrophic events. The fools are probably working to get out of a lower condition and need a commendation to help with that. Oh don’t get me started. That is just another method of manipulating people for the cult’s own benefit.
Alcoboy says
I remember the Nashville flood of 2010. We put on yellow VM shirts, went to one of the disaster shelters and started giving touch assists. We freaked out so many people that the shelter director told us to stop. Then we tried giving out VM booklets which nobody wanted and we were told we couldn’t do that, either.
We did get free pizza, though.
Rick Pyle says
With all the OT VIII’s at cause over MEST in Florida, how did the hurricane even make landfall in FL?
Komod Dragon says
Yeah, I and probably most reading Mikes site wonder that also. Apparently the OT V111’s at Flog did not postulate with enough strength, or what ever it would be termed; postulatism???
Alcoboy says
But you have to realize that the hurricane mainly hit the panhandle.
Flog is located on the peninsula.
ana209@mail.com says
thank you for making love to me when you were in LA! i hope your wife did not find out. Cannot wait to see you again!
– Ana
TrevAnon says
Nice try, troll…. 😀
LOLling here (and I’m sure Christie will also.)
Pat says
You know it is a stupid scientologist when they fail at trolling. “Thank you for making love to me”????? Who the fuck says that or even types it out? LOL HAHAHAHA OMG Go pretend to “clear” the planet please or “clear” the cobwebs from your empty head.
Nicole O. says
? Do you really think anyone is buying this?!! ??
Aquamarine says
Who is this imbecile?
The Scribe says
ana209@mail.com
Ana, thanks for a wonderful time last night (wink, wink). You were great with all the guys even though nobody was really into the bondage. Say hi to Dave and all the gang.
smorbie says
Sickening, isn’t it?
Aquamarine says
Ana, I think you’re confused and on the wrong blog Nonetheless, welcome and thank you for sharing. Obviously you’re extremely grateful for sex. How many men altogether have you slept with? Not including your father and your brother?
Alcoboy says
Or David Miscavige?
Alcoboy says
Come to think about it, that’s really a disgusting idea!
OOH! AAHH! OOH! AAHH! I AM HAVING (GRUNT!) THE MOST FABULOUS SEX WITH (GASP!) THE MOST THETA BEING IN THE UNIVERSE (GRUNT! GASP!)
OOH! AAHH! OOH! AAHH!
Frightening if you think about it.
Aquamarine says
Hilarious! And afterwards the Dwarf would make her write a Success Story.
Ann Davis says
That’s too funny!
Alcoboy says
Now that would be a pretty x- rated success story!
Aquamarine says
It sure would. Although its not TOO far-fetched to consider DM wanting Lou to furnish “success stories” after – well, after. Thanking him for his tech” and so forth. Given what a narcissist nutjob he is, I wouldn’t discount this possibility, seriously.
The Scribe says
CASTING CALL: Looking for physically fit and attractive young men and women for a film being shot in Florida with the working title of MICHAEL. You provide the transportation and we’ll give you a free yellow t-shirt to keep. It’s important that you wear it at all times and look purposeful. This is a great opportunity to build your resume and show off your acting skills! Feel free to bring along all your friends as we’ll need plenty of extras.
For more details email Irving Lipschitz at thisisnotascam@gmail.com
Alcoboy says
Oh, boy! The start of a fabulous acting career!
Doug Sprinkle says
Assuming the 5 volunteers were all OT 8s, would that not have the same effect as sending in about 500,000 wogs? I also speculate that the large number of Scientologists in Florida is the reason the damage was contained to a relatively small section of the state.
I Yawnalot says
What a disgusting scam Scientology is… we never get to see Davy in a yellow T shirt but he is as yellow as yellow can get.
Komodo Dragon says
Ah yes, the lovely yellow of jaundice, which indicates your liver is shutting down (dying) due to chronic alcohol consumption.
SILVIA says
And this is the ‘Ideal Blog’ that reveals facts and nothing else. Thank you
Marne says
There’s only one word to describe this / them . . . . P A T H E T I C . . . .
rosemarietropf says
I would love to see the picture of the, “hundreds of VM’s” and the “pallets” that went out.
Sue says
I barely see a soul at the Travolta Ocala lodge, never mind finding a warm body to go help out in the Panhandle.
Alcoboy says
Speaking of Travolta, did John fly anyone up there in his private jet or was the publicity insufficient?