Remember the scientologist crowing about how “LRH tech is permeating society” because they saw something on TV that resembled a Hubbard process, the real truth is that scientology has become the butt of numerous jokes (which of course are NOT “LRH out in the mainstream and are definitely NOT funny)….
Even the Kominski Method itself has a direct reference to scientology causing the disconnection of a child.
Stephen Colbert takes regular shots at scientology.
John Oliver has a running series of scientology jokes. Even his backdrop includes a joke and Dianetics makes regular appearances.
Billy (Eichner) on the Street and Rachel Dratch did a skit: Leah Remini Escape from scientology
The new episode of Unbreakable Kimmie Schmidt (Season 4 Ep 9) is the best parody of scientology since SNL did the now-famous Neurotology send up of “We Stand Tall” (it has nearly 4 million views…)
And of course, there is the original — South Park Trapped in The Closet.
This is just a random, off-the-top-of-my-head selection. I am sure I have missed plenty. And I am not including the numerous stand up comics who have done bits on scientology recently.
The STAAD League is alerted and they are apparently now taking up the cudgels to combat the jokes…
Evan seems to have missed the Hubbard memo about Jokers and Degraders. He thinks some jokes might be ok? (He doesn’t really, He is just saying that as an “acceptable truth”. Anyone who jokes about scientology is NOT funny. They are a sick, degraded being bent on the destruction of mankind.
And that would make a marvelous skit….
I know this is unkind, but every time I see Edward Parkin, he reminds me of the character “Judge Doom” in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit”. Scary.
I agree. I also think he looks like a Nazi in a B movie.
I’m really glad that Lydia Hopwood has noticed that scientology is making it’s way more and more into pop culture. Her ‘obnosis’ skills are spot on! I would really like to see her review and comment on the 2012 film, The Master. Especially the scenes with Phillip Seymour Hoffman ‘auditing’ Joaquin Phoenix. Watching that was enough to cause some major ‘restimulation’ and embarrassment for ever having participated in such bullshit both as an ‘auditor’ and as a ‘pc’. Perhaps our resident scientology ‘qual’ expert, FOOLproof, could chime in here and critique these scenes for the accuracy of the auditing technique. Or maybe The Master is on the OSA do not watch list and he hasn’t been able to see it.
Most people in auditing have a Cognition, a Floating Needle, and Very Good Indicators and they’re hooked. Sitting on your butt answering auditing questions is an easier and more fun way to have cognitions than yoga or meditation.
(Random facetious comment with some basis in fact)
A definition of the method called auditing is meditation personified. A question is asked and one meditates to find answers. Those who meditate can utilize this approach to meditation by incorporating the book “Self Analysis” into their meditation sessions experiencing freedom.
That’s not a very accurate definition but it is absolutely NOT meditation when you add an emeter into the equation.
Agreed. Meditation is used as a means of clearing the mind to allow for by related peace or even insights. Certainly not cluttering the mind wth repetitive commands and the anxieties /unnecessary focus over the interpretations of the actions of a needle on a cobbled together continuity meter.
Auditing and meditation have nothing in common. I’ve experienced hundreds of hours of both. Auditing is more akin to hypnosis. You may recall the ‘reverie’ that is mentioned in DMSMH. This is nothing more than a light hypnotic trance. I suppose one could enter such a trance state in meditation, but if that were the case, one wouldn’t be meditating. Meditation is all about awareness. Auditing is all about delusion, rife with false memories and incidents. Look no further than Hubbard’s classic, History of Man (aka What to Audit). If you want to listen to a real life exploration of the ‘whole track’ conducted by the ‘founder’ and is wife, Mary Sue ‘Under the Bus’ Hubbard, try this:
https://tonyortega.org/2014/06/17/rare-tape-reveals-how-l-ron-hubbard-really-came-up-with-scientologys-space-cooties/
Even our resident OSA troll FOOLproof can’t defend this blatant bullshit.
Off topic but here is a youtube channel that has some fascinating interviews from people who knew Hubbard long ago. https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-k_ucRgl6QFMTvgBa–uqw/videos
Jokers and degraders pull members off deck and they are not only evil, they are also psychotic. But if the cult is a life-boat, how come it can’t find land so the crew can sign OFF?
All the “misinformation” will stop once Scientology wipes out all its lies (hint: never gonna happen).
How is an ode to a Jewish accountant “based on an actual belief from, or truth about” Judaism? It’s a comedic stereotype. All this proves is that Jews have a thicker skin and a better sense of humour than your average Scientologist.
“Unfortunately, I am going to have to leave your show off my watchlist going forward”. This lame threat is followed by “I’m afraid I’ll just have to cherish the first 16 seasons”. Doesn’t this remind you of a person who breaks up with their boyfriend/girlfriend yet clings to mementos of their ex? Meanwhile, the ex happily moves on with his/her life. Seth and staff of “Family Guy” be like, “Thanks for your feedback, Evan. Unfortunately, I am going to have to put you back into oblivion where you existed before I became aware of your letter”.
A somewhat similar analogy is that holding a grudge against an ex boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse while they live happily ever after in Twelve Step programs is referred to as “They’re renting space in your head.” Old fashioned wisdom.
Mike, don’t know if you know that Evan Wecksell is a comedian. He does the college circuit. He is also hardcore brainwashed. He is low on the celebrity totem pole. So OSA is stretching it to get Evan to write such a reidiculous letter to Seth M. There are very few comedians in Scientology. No market for joking in the cult. How interesting that Evan accuses The Family Guy crew as ignorant. Any one still in Scientology is completely ignorant regarding their organization. They are willfully stupid.
TY BKmole, I didn’t realize that info.
This is off topic but did I see a Scientology tv ad before the Superbowl? I chuckled when I seen the tag line cause the spot was all about diversity and acceptance which if I’ve learned nothing else from your show IveI learned they are not.
Yes, there were 2 ads in select markets. I just sent an email to CBS sports expressing my disgust
What specifically disgusts you?
I appreciated the humor. And the great comments.
That John Oliver segment on the TV preachers was hilarious!!!!! Lupus be gone! LOL Especially the last bit with his “wife!” It’s so obvious when you watch those channels they are such fakes. but I feel bad for the old people who are faithful christians who are tricked by them expecting to get returns on their money. As for the STAAD ….hypocrisy is the word of the day.
Once there, there’s no coming back to being the brunt of such humor. Scientology earned its mainstream status and continues in earnest stupidity to continue its affluence.
Mike how could you forget this classic:
https://youtu.be/fOpapeX6Vzs
Errr, it’s right there in the post…
jeez I feel stupid, I was reading this on my phone and must’ve missed it!
What is funny, I hit the link for the ‘Leah Remini Escaper from Scientology’ and the ad shown on the video was…the 2019 Scilon Super Bowl ad!!
Getting rickrolled in a new way.
“Principal”, “theta’s”, “benefiting” and possibly others: just what is it about scientologists and spelling/grammar? So much for all the miraculous abilities promised!
It’s Great to see more Mainstream attention being paid to the Scourge that is $ as a result of ‘The Aftermath’. This effort is really beginning to Snowball – that can only mean more attention and pressure from the Tax-Paying Public at large to get the authorities To Do Something! As I’ve said before, Mike and Leah – Ya Done Good – Real Good! Keep it up . . . It’s just a matter of time now.
I do not mean to lessen anything you have said. But IMO, Mike and Leah have done a lot more than great. They have given we EOS (Enemies of Scamatology) an unprecedented opportunity.
Public awareness has never been greater in all the history of this scam. But the important thing is what to do with this increased awareness. IMO it would be tragic to just imagine that is enough to hasten the demise of this scam. I’m likely alone in this opinion. But I think it is now vital to “springboard” that awareness and turn it into something else that will hasten the demise of this scam.
I see Mike & Leah’s magnificent achievement as an important opportunity. We need to come up with the next step. I’m not sure what it is. But I think it may be commissioning a Public Opinion Poll to memorialize this new awareness. If we did that, we would forever more be able to quote the results of that Poll which would be a great way to take the wind out of the sails – so to speak – of This Scam and ratchet up the pressure on them to hopefully hasten their demise.
What’s troubling is that whilst it’s acceptable to criticise and make fun of scientology (and christianity), it’s not okay when it comes to islam or judaism. Terms such as “islamophobic” and “anti-semitic” are increasingly used by the pc brigade and the eternally outraged to shame and silence comedians. The line between comedy and “hate” is no longer clear because of new and nonsensical laws surrounding “hate crimes”. It turns out that people have an ever-growing right not to be “offended” – particularly if they scream loudly enough and score highly on the identity spectrum. Hitch would be rolling in his grave.
And it’s not just comedy that’s at risk. These tactics are also used to shut down legitimate criticism and debate. An Austrian woman was recently convicted for daring to suggest Muhammad was a child molester (for marrying a 6 yr old and “consummating” said marriage 3 years later). The ECHR decided this was “defamatory” and a “disparagement of religious precepts” (in other words, blasphemy) and upheld the ruling. What’s worse is that the ECHR also argued Muhammed wasn’t actually a pedo because a) he didn’t shag her until she hit puberty, b) their marriage continued beyond her pubescence, and c) he had other wives and they were older. Ohhh, that’s okay then.
So whilst John Oliver plays it safe by targetting scientology, he remains oddly quiet (if not defensive) when it comes to islam. It’s a blatant double standard that is becoming increasingly apparent amongst MSM personalities.
“John Oliver plays it safe by targeting scientology” is a strange concept to those who have targeted scientology and been on the receiving end of Fair Game. Ask Paulette Cooper how safe it was to target scientology. Or Gave Cazares. Or Larry Wright.
False equivalence. Paulette Cooper didn’t crack a lame joke about Xenu. But I get your point. Although it’s obviously thanks to her and so many others we now live in a world where a late night talk show host can indeed have a giggle, without fear of reprisal.
The same cannot be said of Islam.
What are you talking about?? Jokes about Judaism are very much a part of our culture!!! Many made by Jewish comics! I think you might need a “sense of humor” tune-up
I think all religions are funny, tbh. Maybe the outrage mob is more vocal in Europe than in the US. There’s not a week that goes by without a media personality or politician being pressured into an apology over a lame joke or some long forgotten tweet.
Oh look out everyone. The “PC Brigade” is coming to take your jokes away! Quick, hide your jokes! A person is offended because other people are saying they’re offended!
If comedians aren’t making jokes, ask the comedian why. While Hitch is dead, Louis CK is up there making masturbation jokes again, so you’re all good.
What’s the difference between catholics and jews? Jews are born with guilt, Catholics have to learn it in school.
Hah! Point taken. I guess it’s different in the States. In the UK, jokes about islam tend to result in a gasp or a nervous “am i allowed to laugh at this?” splutter. The police now actively track and trace social media for instances of “hate crime” which includes obvious satire and comedic tomfoolery. A recent example being a Scottish fella (“Count Dankula”) who was convicted for teaching his girlfriend’s pug to do a nazi salute on YouTube.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/crime/youtuber-count-dankula-found-guilty-of-hate-crime-for-teaching-pet-pug-nazi-salute-a3794926.html
Ya know whenever I see photos of David Miscavige all I can think is that he looks like the quintessential Evil and Malevolent Leprechaun starring in some sick and depraved horror movie. The guys eyeballs always look like they are practically spinning in their sockets.
What do you think Tom Cruise? We know you are reading all of this “entheta” ?? stuff. Why is this maniac your BFF? Are you ever going to escape from this cult? Can you?
You’re worth over 500 million dollars now, but you can’t keep a woman in your life. Why is that? Think about it.
Maybe it’s because you are secretly gay, or perhaps it’s simpler: Women know you’re crazy but they don’t know how crazy until they get sucked into your Black Hole of Scientology.
Your last ex wife looked like a hunted and hounded animal, for years, hiding in the forest after she escaped you “Mission Impossible style”. I guess she was worried about Miscavige, and you, turning the Fair Game Orcs and Trolls loose on her.
There’s a broad consensus out here Tom amongst the general public that you are a sociopath, psychopath, or malignant narcissist. My vote is for all three….
I kinda feel sorry for Tom Cruise…..He doesn’t seem like a very bright guy, GREAT actor, but not highly intellectual……I think they have videos of his deepest and darkest confessions on his way up the bridge and he doesn’t want his career and whole life ruined. And also he is surrounded by CoS. I think if he DID come out against Sc., he would be a real life hero and everyone would embrace his bravery, no matter what was put out about him. I really think they “have him”. I mean, who would want their deepest secrets put out in the world????? I haven’t seen him on any public interviews for a long time, except to promote his last movie.
I’m in disagreement – I don’t feel sorry for him one bit! And he is an ‘ok’ actor at best (imo)
I do agree – that he doesn’t seem very bright – he is also easily lead and influenced.
I have to wonder what his take is on all his failed marriages – clearly the Co$ isn’t helping him hang onto a bride for too long. His career is also faltering somewhat – people are starting to simply be turned off by him and his severe ties to this scam.
I believe if he broke free – he’d receive MUCH more support than he believes he would. But he is so far gone at this point – I don’t see it ever happening – I hope I’m wrong on that.
Watch that 9 minute video of him on you tube talking about scientology ethics. It was meant for scientologists only. Very disturbing. He’s a total believer and kool aid drinker. However at some point I think he would have to have a cognition. He needs to read the truth about lrh. If he did leave he would have tremendous support.
Hey, Even!
Ya need to word clear “onomatopoeia”. Hint: if I were to speak of Scientology by way of onomatopoeias, my wife would roll her eyes and demand never to hear those sounds in public. Such noises must only ever be heard in the bathroom with the fan on LOUD!
They mean the fastest DYING not-a-real-religion-but-an-obvious-scam-moneymaking-draconian-cult. Transparent effarts to make $camotology & LRH made-up blather seem like the greatest thing since sliced bread is falling on deaf ears worldwide.
In this clip John Oliver plans to bill Scientology $750,000 for his mentions. ROFL !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64tUYDacfPs
Thanks Karen that was great!
Fastest growing religion??? Hello!!!
It is the fastest shrinking cult, period.
How could a living thing NOT have as its basic function, “survive”? The alternative is,”succumb”. NOT a brilliant nor original observation but an elementary and long known one.
The remaining scientologists seem to be people who don’t understand how much Hubbard took from earlier sources (not to mention the work of others around him, from family to early collaborators). So it’s not entirely surprising that they see ideas represented out in the world, and falsely connect them to Hubbard.
Even exes and critics sometimes similarly give Hubbard some credit for being more of an original thinker or key player in the milieu of the 1950s and 1960s, such as the human potential movement* and consciousness expansion, than he actually was. Hubbard and Scientology have set it up so that is an easy trap to fall in to, particularly as the complex history of the era is not well known or understood, and even at the time Hubbard relied on resurrecting ideas from the 1920s and earlier that had already been largely forgotten.
* “The Human Potential Movement (HPM) arose out of the counterculture milieu of the 1960s and formed around the concept of cultivating extraordinary potential that its advocates believe to lie largely untapped in all people. The movement took as its premise the belief that through the development of “human potential”, humans can experience an exceptional quality of life filled with happiness, creativity, and fulfillment. As a corollary, those who begin to unleash this assumed potential often find themselves directing their actions within society towards assisting others to release their potential. Adherents believe that the net effect of individuals cultivating their potential will bring about positive social change at large.”
From the Wikipedia article, which cites dozens of roots, sources, and key figures – Hubbard and his “work” not even getting a mention: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Potential_Movement
Even Charles Manson gets a mention in an entry about the larger milieu of the era, while, again, Hubbard doesn’t even rate: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Counterculture_of_the_1960s
Thanks Peace! Great additional context for understanding the cult.
You are absolutely correct! I still don’t understand how people can think Hubbard was original in all of his premises. (he was a good science fiction writer but…). Maybe it’s because he refused to allow adherents to read any psychological texts or any other type of text that may have shone a light on the history of some of the more obscure schools of thought. When I read dianetics, I was struck by how similar (but jumbled and really messed up) some of the basic premises were. Of course I had already studied some earlier “therapy” theories, so I may have had an edge there. When you add in some of he darker ideas of Crowley and Parsons, you can pretty much see where he got every major factor in dianetics. He then added his own neuroticism and self doubts and created Scientology. I think he really did recognize that he had some shortcomings but when he presented his “revolutionary” book to established practitioners, they recognized it for what it was- completely unworkable and basically a hodgepodge of jumbled ideas. Because they refused to see and recognize his “brilliance” he basically threw a temper tantrum like a spoiled two year old and decided to set himself up as head poohbah. Unfortunately, his paranoia became pathological and he came up with some of those pesky “flag” orders and policies. (The fact that a grown man enjoyed dressing up as a naval officer and created flag orders and communiques should be the first red flag – pun intended)
That’s exactly what I think too Kat!
O/T. I tweeted yesterday’s story about Nation of Islam Minister Tony Muhammad in the usual way and also tweeted it with my own headline and graphic as follows:
https://twitter.com/IndieScieNews/status/1091979217624010758?s=19
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Maybe the last remaining aging dupes should run the grade 4 process(service facsimile):
How does you being in scientology make you right?
How does you being in scientoloy make others wrong?
Finished with:Now come up to present time.
John Oliver also takes it up regularly on Last Week Tonight, and there was even a 3 minute segment a few months ago:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64tUYDacfPs
Oh yes how could I forget John Oliver!!!!
Hilarious. “Xenu next week.”
Yes, one of my all time favorite expressions.
And this is one of my all-time favorite pieces from John Oliver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y1xJAVZxXg
Believe me, this was also targeted at scientology — the producers of this show had been collecting information from me for months before and continue to this day.
John Oliver had been mentioning Scientology in several episodes of Last Week Tonight throughout the past season, then asked his audiences if they even realized he’d been going so.