Animal House?
Toga party. Sounds like fun. Cheap too.
Net gain?
If they are getting them one at a time and are so excited about it, I wonder if they are even keeping up with their attrition rate from no pay? Let alone SH Size….
Drama classes?
Learn to throw a hissy fit when your prospect doesn’t hand over the check? Shed tears at will for the unfair treatment in the press not covering all the good works of scientology?
The Bard is back
A new fresh road
Pity its deserted and leads nowhere…
Via Skype?
Wow, what a privilege to sit and hear from him via Skype. Guess the return on this event isn’t even worth an airfare.
Making “darn sure it happens”
They convinced you of this in exchange for a check? Sad.
Hahaha
Problem is there are about 150,000 practicing psychiatrists and psychologists in the US alone. There may be 15,000 scientologists total.
Where’s the ED Day?
Boy has this place been quiet for a long time….
Still bs’ing
Hard to believe they still put this out showing Atlanta. It’s deader than a doornail.
Well, OK…
…how come you cannot get the Freewinds operating viably? Or even Harlem “ideal” org?
Barbara Dews Doesn’t
Her power as a thetan is nothing remarkable. How come she is going to lecture others?
I thought they were cowboys or something?
Now it’s Vikings? Why not the Zulu? They could really lay waste to a landscape.
No comment
It’s wanted by very high on the org board…
…that I beg for money to join the SO. Wow.
You said that last year?
When is this change actually going to HAPPEN?
Valley is changing the world…
They might start with their own parking lot.
Should be the talk of the show
This guy again…
Cut him some slack. Please. He looks like a nice guy.
The ideal Mission of Ocala
JT and Kelly Preston’s mission. Also dead as a doornail despite their “ideal” premises.
Ugh
Pay 20 pounds to watch these two on your computer. You really have to be brain dead to fall for this.
Good reading!
Grant Cardone, narcissistic scum.
I recently vacationed in Clearwater Beach and on the way to the resort, we drove by this eerie looking building and I blurted out, “Wow that looks like a prison!”. Then I looked up at the “cross” on top of the building then shouted out, “OMG that’s the Church of Scientology!!!” Haha. It didn’t look very busy.
See your name on the plaque!
You put it there!
There’s a lot of room in the back
Of the plaque
Where you didn’t put it there
With all the crossed-out names
Of all the people who were there
Their names no longer on the plaque
We took it back
They were really SPs!
So, their honor we seized!
We removed what SPs put there!
So there!
My Scamatology Book! Still Only 99 cents on Kindle!
“L. Ron Hubbard’s Concert Rider,” “Church of Scientology Declares Themselves Ineligible for Athletic Competition Due to Their Super-Powers,” and more!
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I live in MN; I think I’ll checkout the Washington County Fair….
I live in ATL and periodically drive by the org here, and I’ve even driven thru the parking lot — always empty, doesn’t matter what day or time. And it’s in an area where there’s just no possible walk-up traffic.
“Mr. Gavin Potter”… scientology sure is wringing the juices out that guy before he blows or is sent to the hole for ten years.
Today’s funnies were wonderful. The only one that struck me as really dreadful was the one with what looked like an eight year old child. These people are freakin’ scary.
I never saw or heard of Linda Paice before, but I feel terrible that she is going to join the Sea Org instead of letting her beauty be present in the world and free of all that madness.
What’s that face going to look like after a week of Hill 10s and All Hands and 20 minutes of sleep in 24 hours, or even worse, after a few weeks on the RPF? After a few years of scarce rations, no pay, barely able to afford a toothbrush, all drawn and haggard?
What a waste of Paice!
Linda Paice – she was spinning the same story many years back, when she was on staff at the Syd Org – face to face regging public on that she was going to join the SO, and needed financial help getting there, and she should really be at the Celebrity Centre because she was an actress.
Interesting.
I don’t know how old that Facebook post is, but I couldn’t find her page on Go Fund Me. Her Facebook page looks like she hasn’t joined this time either…
“Wanted by very high up the org board…” LOL as if I give a shit!
Vomit!
Don’t fret IYA, I’ll clean up. You go have a lie down.
Who is the idiot with delusions of being a poet let alone a writer (word mangler)?
More like 10- Shrinking.
I get the creeps every time they use children to flog their crap.
“Would you want someone to achieve the knowledge you now have?” No. I don’t want to lower their IQ’s.
The Cardone’s don’t want to sully themselves by talking to, oops, I meant “at” people in a tiny hall, their commonness might sully their lordly image of themselves.
The CofS is soooooooo ridiculous and stupid indeed!!! One would think that after all the past PR disasters that they have been exposed to regarding the subject of psychiatry/psychology – mostly due to dear Tom Cruise, but also due to the “Going Clear” doc and other PR means – that they would be more careful with promoting the “anti-psychs” campaign. LRH was soooooooo full of shit!
As you can probably guess, Thetaclear, any totalitarian movement has to have some sort of a bad guy to distract people from what’s really going on. Communism had capitalism, Hitler had the Jews, and Scientology has psychiatrists. That’s why I feel that they continue the bullshit like they do.
“Help us outnumber the psychs”
Let’s see how that’s going. In the US, there are:
106,000 psychologists
30,000 psychiatrists
300,000 licensed clinical social workers
20,000 Scientologists
Of those Scientologists, how many are auditors? I know that a good portion of them are imported Ukrainians and Venezuelans who bus the tables and change the sheets at the Fort Harrison, or officious chumps who are good at riding bikes real slow so they get to play walkie-talkie security boy, or paper shufflers, or ball scratchers — oh wait, the ball scratchers are the auditors, right. How many of those are there again? You’re going to have to make a boatload of auditors before you begin to catch the psychs.
Hey, hgc10!
Know why there are more psychiatrists and psychologists than there are auditors?
Simple!
The American Psychiatric Association isn’t hindering anybody from becoming a psychiatrist.
Church of Scientology, on the other hand…………………
Hgc, they’ve already lost.
Holy Crap…..LOOK at the price to attend “Greek Night”…..I like Greek food, but not THAT much! A monetary sliding scale running from a “measly” $250 way up to $3500″………..I stay local and order take out.
And anyway, shouldn’t the Spartans pay less because they’re, well – Spartan?
As a Scotsman, $250 is quite a bit of money! A King’s ransom. I wonder why they keep throwing away their money?
If someone is channeling Gerald Butler and going all ‘spartan’, they should pay more. How many 65+ year old people have the abs to go ‘spartan’? Don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.
What’s with all those nonsensical and ridiculous quotes of Hubbard? Life is like a matchbox and you’re a match?!? WTF?
Life is like a box of chocolates. If you eat too many, you’ll get cavities…
You are a match and the El Con will take you from the box and light you and you will become a great being with lowered IQ and a stripped out bank account. Oh yes, the end result of a diet of beans and rice, because that’s about all you will be able to afford, will keep your match burning brightly.
One of my recipes is chili mac with chopped up hot dogs thrown in.
I call it ” Sea Org Delight”.
Just when I thought I had heard it all…..
Apologies everyone, but does anyone mind explaining to me just what in the hell LRH meant in that 3rd from the bottom promo when he said “Because this is the woof and warp of association”? Is “woof and warp” just a generic term for emphasis? Or is there some deeper meaning behind the two words “woof” and “warp”?
Nevermind, found it elsewhere (in non-LRH lingo). Appears as though “woof and warp” basically mean “fabric”. I assume he meant it’s the “fabric of association”. I’ve never heard that term before.
Woof
Lol. What you did there…i see it.
😀
That was funny Warped. 🙂
Mick, all Scientology course rooms used to have a ‘hard to find words’ index card file where people would write-in definitions they found (or made up) to obscure LRH words, terms and isms. Woof and warp could reliably be found there along with things like SMERSH, MI-6 and “shot from guns”.
Your comment was just another reminder of the mental gymnastics necessary to be Scientologist.
hubbard was full of Sh*t, it would have been much easier if he had talked in plain English particularly when he went to the trouble of recording everything he spouted for future use.
Mick ,what you have to understand is that when you read any text or listen to lectures by LRH, he is constantly using all of these esoteric, archaic words and phrases. So while you are on course you are always franticly running to a dictionary looking for these words that frequently are not listed.,and so they printed a whole dictionary just for these words and phrases. The idea is that Scnientologist are so impressed with this extensive vocabulary that LRH would use. Looking back it feels like a lot of wasted time,clearing words you will never use. When I saw your post ,I knew immediately what “woof and warp”. So what,I’ll never use it.
Amazing. Why not just use common terms that everyone can understand (including those on the outside that you hope to bring into the organization)? That would seem to make “communication” (which he claimed to be an expert at) much easier. I suppose it’s another way to methodically indoctrinate people and make them think in terms outside of “wog world” so they get completely immersed into the LRH mentality.
And by the way, I noticed that the term “woof and warp” is more commonly used (outside of LRH) as “warp and woof”, so he got the words backwards (among many other things he got backwards) relative to more common usage. I still have never heard that term, regardless of the order of the words.
Why Mick…..You should know the answer to that question…..those “mystery words” are like a “secret handshake”……..OUTSIDERS would not have CLUE as to what “it” is all about.
Problem was that even the INSIDERS didn’t know what those words meant and THEY had to go look them up
Irony at it’s best…..confuse even the insiders, lol!
I recognized it too from having word cleared it several times. It bugs me when scions make all this part of their language too, that is hardly the definition of thinking for yourself.
Woof, woof!!! That’s dog for “WTF are you talking about?”
Just what I suspected! The “gods & goddesses” lol get top billing while all the ” peasants ” are shamed. And to the poet who can certainly pen, You Put It There ,I say Flunk! you did not create Light Happiness and Freedom. What happened was like a blatant murdering thief in the night the darkest night, the Cult of Scientology Put It There and now they must own it. What was created is Gloom,Desperate Sadness and Slavery all tied to money given these empty Ideal Orgs and dm sits and counts every cent. Somewhere someone is about to hurl a lightning bolt at all these lies. ?
Again with the geography problems. The Mountain View Org is in Santa Clara? If I am not mistaken, the Cincinnati Org is in Kentucky and the Santa Barbara Org is in Ventura… They need to word clear “map.”
They need to word clear a lot of shit!
I’ve never seen more advertising than what the Model, Idle Morgues put out. It’s a constant barrage of, join staff, donate or join those poor souls in CF.
And with only 15,000 (and falling) current members, it doesn’t look good for the cult. Actually, it sucks being them…
I think Miscavage wants every current clam to be on staff, that way everyone gets a tax deduction for their personal ‘parsonage’ and DM gets that kicked back. $cientology is down to tax fraud for funding.
Don’t you remember your LRH Dissem Tech?
“Outflow equals inflow.”
I once said that to an employer shortly after escaping the Sea Org. He looked at me as if I were crazy, then lectured me on basic business principles.
Linda
Really fits in as a predator and would do well working for the lead predator org !
I always look forward to Thursdays just to read Mike’s sarcastic and oh-so-funny intro editorials. Question please. In the first flyer about Greek Night….the “cheap” prices, as Mike calls them, list three amounts and three levels….the Gods & Goddess pricing is listed: $500/$950/$3,500. Is my assumption that the prices reflect single/couple/family? If not, what do they represent please? And, is the only difference in their
make believe, fairy tale titles the amounts they’re paying? KAW Keep Aftermath Working!
If you want to see Jim Meskimen claming it up here are some videos he did with his Daughter. Have fun. https://www.youtube.com/user/jimmeskimen/search?query=HDYK **Please note: I am not responsible for any cult flashbacks you may experience or even just plan old head aches.
Most ethical pimp :
I hope.that someone is responsible for my flashbacks from the SO.
One that I got from your comment is that an engineer Steve Davis was in the Heritage restaurant working as a waiter and accidently dumped Tamara Meskimen’s drink all over her to which Jim Meskimen replied ” I’ll have what she is wearing”.
I feel for that poor sap in Columbus, OH. You know they’re just love-bombing the crap out of that guy.
Once they finish stripping him of everything they can, wweellll…
“…they’re just love bombing the crap out of that guy.”
Within a month or so, he’ll either be beaten down or he’ll blow.
Blow or Roll…..I believe this is the fellow in a wheelchair from past ‘photo ops’.
Mike the less time you have for the funnies,the better they get.
I suggested you cancel them 4 months ago.
Not now,thanks keep them coming.
Your (now short)comments are excellent and getting funnier.
It is not that only you are upstat.
So is RB,and TC.Funnier,more spot-on,more ah hah now I get it inducing.
I guess we all have are own scientology onion to unpeel.You.rb,and tc are doing a marvellourvellous job and are a great role model for cultists who stay because the are to scared to go outside of the safe compouns of the walled garden
I thought it was Elena Cardone? Not Elene
Two observations from the funnies today.
First, regarding the Crush Suppression poster. Just run the numbers on this one to get a rough idea who is turning out more practitioners in the mental health arena. Take a guess at how many auditors scientology has turned out since 1950 when DMSMH was released through the latest version of the “tech” with GAT II. Then compare that with the number of psychologists, psychiatrists, counselors, therapists, and purveyors of New Age woo-woo turned out by universities and other institutions in the same time period. NO COMPARISON. The cult doesn’t even come close, in the fraction of 1% range is my guess.
Second, regarding Linda Paice who just joined the sea org. She is being fed the same line I was fed by recruiters decades ago. Love bombing so that you think that there is a slot in upper management waiting for you and you are needed NOW. My advice to her would be to pursue a career in modeling. Those beautiful eyes would make a lot more people happy in the wog world than they would staring at someone from behind a meter shield in an auditing room asking them about their crimes. I do confess she would be a pleasure to do TR-O with though.
“Those beautiful eyes would make a lot more people happy in the wog world than they would staring at someone from behind a meter shield in an auditing room asking them about their crimes. I do confess she would be a pleasure to do TR-O with though.”
Better make it “Upper Indocs” to do a little “wrestling” with her, 😉 How can one possibly be “In session” with such a beauty?
Amen brother. There are always Touch Assist drills too. These must be drilled over and over and over. The number of times through equals certainty you know…
“Amen brother. There are always Touch Assist drills too. These must be drilled over and over and over. The number of times through equals certainty you know…”
Haha, I was thinking on something more close like the “Tone-40 Give me your hand, thank you” CCH1 with the intimate positioning of the knees, 🙂 Then the hypnotic suggestibility of it all would make one look like a prince, haha.
Another poem for the EUS Eagles:
I would say
“Hey!”
In the cafe.
Or in the house.
With a mouse.
Don’t you see
We can be free.
If you would stop
Locking the door
Behind me.
If you see a reg coming, just duck!
Because they’ll ride you like a buck!
Just remember they’re the walking dead.
They really can’t hurt you, so just go to bed.
And p.s. The reason you’re seeing more Skype and Webinar stuff instead of live talks and seminars is because as much money as the church has, as much money as the IAS has, they don’t pay for the speakers’ air fair or hotels. The speakers have to pay it themselves. You would think that the free seminar and their time would be enough contribution, but no, they have to pay their flight, room and board themselves. Still there must be money in it for them from the regging of the flock who show up, otherwise they would stop doing the seminars.
They get 10% of the money that is taken with the help of the guest speaker.
And the Scalpers (no I mean ‘Skypers’) may be able to do several ‘shows’ the same night, if the time zones work out. And their expenses are lower, as noted, as of the reduced travel – lodging expenses they would have had.
Linda Paice is begging for money to join SO on facebook. Forget it Linda, that has been done to death. And the Queen of regging others for money to pay her huge credit card bills so she can join SO is none other than Zonnie Bauer. Both times she got the money and never joined the SO. The second time she scammed money from donators, I saw her a few months later at Flag at the Ft Harrison hotel where she was living as a public person on services. So here was a broke person only months before who had to beg for money, got money, and instead of joining the SO, she used it to buy her own personal auditing at Flag and live in the Ft Harrison hotel. Wow, talk about a bait and switch. I asked her at that time why she wasn’t in the SO as she said she would be. She said she still planned to join the SO, “but only after I’m OT VII as then I won’t have case to get in the way.” And she was not even OT at that time, so she had lots of Bridge steps before even getting onto OT VII. Even to this day she never joined the SO.
Zonnie was a good friend of my good friend. Whenever she was around us ,she would just give me the creeps. Since I was “drinking the koolaide” ,I would introvert ,and think something was wrong with me.So what you just wrote cleared that up for me. I’m smiling.
I just checked Facebook, and as of July 22, Zonnie is , running her Pilates group and NOT in the S.O.
Did she cave in and pay off her freeloaders debt?
Joetha, Just know it wasn’t you and that you’re more than fine and anyone who introverts another person into feeling bad about themselves is someone you should steer clear of IMHO.
This Go Fund me campaign slays me. Of all the needy campaigns out there, cancer treatments, funeral expenses etc, this person really thinks people should donate to send her to SO incarceration??? Smh : /
OH yes, and it’s being done more and more. They try to guilt you into it: If you don’t have the guts to join the SO and help mankind, the least you can do is fund me, I who have the confront to handle the whole sector of the universe, and pay me so that I can join so since you are too chicken and low responsibility to join SO yourself.
Her gofundme has been taken down — I just Googled it. Looks like she had raised around $800, according to Google’s cached version. (Search for Linda Paice GoFundMe) Wonder if she actually got the money before the campaign was removed, and exactly what happened there…
Hi Cindy, could you comment on her FB page and report her on gofundme so others are not scammed?
Wow, Cindy, remind me not to tell you anything I don’t want known all over the blogs. Not the first time I’ve seen you dish the dirt on folks. How do we know you got all this right?
The list of Scientologists who have ripped off other Scientologists could fill a small phone book. Scientology draws in suckers as well as those that suck off of suckers.
Is there such a thing as triple suckers? That’s a lot of sucking…
Well that totally sucks !!
There is “no case on post” in the Sea Org anyway, so the going OT to not let case get in the way argument doesn’t work.
More Scientology mental gymnastics.
Take away the scamming people for money part, & that’s actually kind of brilliant. “Sure, I’ll sign your BILLION YEAR contract, but only AFTER I’ve completed OT VII!”
It just goes to show that the reges will take money obtained from anywhere, no matter if it is stolen or whatever. Since they rob people themselves, they would see nothing wrong with activities normally comsidered out-ethics, as long as the proceeds are turned over to the org.
My thoughts about a person who would beg for money to pay their debts so they could join the SO and then use the money to go to Flag for services ” So as not to have case on post. We already have a solution for “Case on Post”. It is called the RPF. Any cockaroach who would falsely say they needed other people’s money to join the SO and then did not join should just be declared SP; not that that means anything these days. They do not qualify for the RPF and they would likely get a “Code Red” from any real SO members, if there are any left alive. The trouble with declaring them would be comparing them with good people like Me Tinder and Leah of which they are hardly worthy. In a real ethical society they would just be charged with Fraud and sent to jail for a lengthy term. Even then they would be getting off easy.
That goddamn spell checker. It changed “Mike Rinder” to ” Me Tinder”. It even did it again when I tried to correct it.
How come they can’t g et the Freewind operating visibly? I’m sure if they were to answer they’d tell you..”We”re doin asbestos we can!!”
ROTFLMAO! Excellent use of words, GS. Still laughing!
😀
well that made me laugh.
QUOTE OF THE WEEK……
I will love you as the iceberg loves the ship, and the passengers love the lifeboat and the lifeboat loves the teeth of the sperm whale, and the sperm whale loves the flavor of naval uniforms.
Sorry, I just HAD to repost this…..so appropriate seeing those “cute little naval/sailor uniforms”….
Gravity sucks: I used to say on the ship We are doin asbestos we can.
I did too. I once chopped up some genuine Freewinds Blue Asbestos, scraped it into a line and snorted it like cocaine.
I was not as swift as others who drank bleach or did some other attempted suicide to get out of the SO. It is probably just as well as I considered that the only way out of the SO was death and I would have done no half measures.
Snorting asbestos did not count. Even though the CMO and RTC knew I was suicidal I was still on post and no-one talked to me about it. (To be continued)
At least RTC had an order for me to do a tailor made FPRD list with the OTVIII Review auditor Joan Heller. It was going great until I could not get sessionable anymore no matter how long I slept. In the last session I had with Joan she pulled out the FPRD correction list and got a read on PTP. I thought :Oh shit, I cant tell her that” but she pulled it out of me; I finally told her that I was dying.
All she said was ” Any more you want to say about that?” And I said “At some point, All there is left to do is die.”
Folder went back to C/S and the MLO sent me for some blood tests. A week later I came back positive for HIV and was off the ship 12 hours later. I had had full blown AIDS by then as I had gotten HIV 13 years earlier in the Curacao hospital from blood products I received after I had almost bled to death from a bleeding ulcer.
Bill, your story, as ever is heartbreaking. It doesn’t matter how you contracted HIV. It matters very much how the treatment by scientologists aligned with their mission. //Never allow anyone with any kind of affliction to interfere with our goal of receiving slave labor. Never extend sympathy, never offer to help, say goodbye and immediately file that person under “not suitable for free labor, unquestioning loyalty and robotic behavior.” // So glad you’re out and here.
My thoughts about a person who would beg for money to pay their debts so they could join the SO and then use the money to go to Flag for services ” So as not to have case on post. We already have a solution for “Case on Post”. It is called the RPF. Any cockaroach who would falsely say they needed other people’s money to join the SO and then did not join should just be declared SP; not that that means anything these days. They do not qualify for the RPF and they would likely get a “Code Red” from any real SO members, if there are any left alive. The trouble with declaring them would be comparing them with good people like Me Tinder and Leah of which they are hardly worthy. In a real ethical society they would just be charged with Fraud and sent to jail for a lengthy term. Even then they would be getting off easy.
One of the posters says to become an auditor. Really? Where? How? They closed the ST Hill Special Briefing Course (SHSBC). So there are no longer any Class VI auditors being made. They closed the Class VIII Course, so no more Class VIII’s being made. Do you think they closed this off in order to end any competition with Flag and other orgs for the pcs who need a Class VI or above auditor? If there are no field auditors at the level of VI or above, then the pc has to go to Flag or an AO for this auditing. Maybe it was calculated to end competition for paying pc’s?
And now you know why the psychiatrists outnumber the auditors.
Greek Night at a scamology event? Are OPENLY homosexual couples allowed?
No. Just Byobaklava
Hey Mike! We can fake it and see if they’ll let us in! If not…we’ll create a scene. Either way we’ll have a great time!
That’d be f’ing hilarious OSD. Darling.
It would make the event more ethnically realistic.
Okay! Sorry, sorry, sorry! Bad Greek joke! Sorry!
I could probably get in as I have AIDS. (I am fine now but unlike the Church, when you get diagnosed with AIDS, you always have it. They don’t take away your cert and make you get it again.
Good one, Bill! Good one!
Good one what?
That was not a joke.
But there is a cure. It is called DEATH.