“We are 10Xing”
From NY Org… They have been o.5Xing for the last 13 years it seems. One of the “original” ideal orgs, it has been a complete bust.
But NOW they are going to “10X” — right. It’s because of all the people flooding in based on the positive media they keep generating.
Prescient
When I made the comment about Jeff Pomerantz last week I had not yet heard of their new “crusade.”
The world is shrinking
Apparently the “world” consists of 3 cities. And how come Columbus isn’t taking care of Cleveland and Pittsburgh. It’s closer to them?
This is the ED?
She completed her Purif and Objectives? And they ANNOUNCE it? Wow, standards have slipped….
Did You Know?
Here’s some more absolutely useless information about Orlando org.
Did you know there is an NBA team in Orlando? Imagine all those basketball players in the sauna and promoting Clear Body Clear Mind on their sneakers on national TV…
Did you know there is an Olive Garden restaurant near the org? Can you imagine how many Italians we could have doing Objectives?
Did you know there is a Ripley’s Believe It Or Not! right there in Orlando. You guys could pop over there for some helpful hints on other amazing and irrelevant information you could impart.
Boy, am I superior…
And boy, do I love my status!
I’m sure Ron would be proud…
What are they worried about?
Someone might sneak in without paying?
Someone might see this event and question something being said?
Isn’t this the night when scientology puts its best foot forward and they would want the world to know about it?
Stocking Stuffers…
Yeah, I am sure everyone would like to have one of these in their stocking. Nothing says Christmas quite like some LRH…
Miracle?
This ideal org has made 5, yes count them on one hand, Clears in an entire year. That’s a good return on $20 million invested.
Perhaps the only miracle on Wabasha St is that they still have their lights on.
Totally exterior with all 57 perceptions
Nothing like a little hype to get you through your attest cycle.
Silicon Valley
Back in the news after falling silent. It’s good to know that their ribbon will be yanked fairly soon. We can all then wonder at how they will take Google, Apple, Facebook etc by storm. After all, the two existing ideal orgs in San Jose just didn’t cut it, so this one will do the trick from it’s strategic location behind a freeway wall at the end of a dead end in an industrial park. Should be entertaining.
Congratulations Kevin
You were in the Sea Org on the APOLLO. That’s quite a comm lag! 45 years to make it to Grade 0. This is a result of Golden Age of Tech 2 “rocketing” people up the Bridge!
Pretty half-hearted…
What is this?
St Hill is trying to raise a little extra cash with an ice-skating rink. Is PAC going to start selling arts and crafts? Wonder if they have the RPF working to on things they can sell?
Not too impressive
This is what the publish? Like this is something amazing?
I can laugh at my problems after a glass of wine. Should I write a success story too?
The “world tour” is going to Cleveland…
The AOLA “tour” is staying right in LA.
The world is REALLY shrinking…Oh, wait, they are venturing to Pasadena too…
Race to completion?
Dawdle perhaps?
Overcoming the physical barriers to making it to OT…
Money.
ONLY money.
Why not just say so?
ALeahShowviewer says
Just because it is the “funnies” 🙂 I found this gem. The whole video with the comments is priceless. The cherry is about 2:48.
https://youtu.be/XyNh1j3dsp8
PeaceMaker says
When I read those fun facts about Orlando, I wonder:
* What are the org’s crucial statistics – such as auditing hours delivered (WDAH)?
* How far are they in their campaign to raise however many millions are needed to turn the empty office building they purchased, into an largely empty but but perfectly outfitted “ideal” org?
Those are the serious things they must not want to talk about – or have their members confront.
p.s. I recently saw a report that another infamously floundering ideal org campaign, Boston, which has been at it a least a decade longer than Orlando, still needs to raise $5 million.
Aquamarine says
“Imagine…Rocket scientists studying the Basics and learning the REAL meaning of Theta and Mest”
Wait – rocket scientists? You mean those guys whose research has been sending men into space all these years? Doing their BASICS at Orlando Org?
Well, its about time. Maybe now this bunch of clueless, useless bumblers will finally be able to put a man on Mars. You rock, Orlando if you’ll pardon the pun.
Barbet says
Couple observations and questions: the Super Power flyer shows a very young person – like a kid- manning some machine while a lady with a “mask” on her face walks on a fancy treadmill. What’s with that? What’s in the mask?
Also, what’s the new golden age of technology II? How’s it different than GAT I? More or less commas?
And my most important question that I know my friends here can help…..if someone is totally external at will & has all 57 precepts (like oiliness)….wouldn’t this person be at least an OT 8 ? Couldn’t he move MEST using only his thoughts & will power?
Thank you
Computer Guy says
Hey – didn’t Jeanie Sonenfild reach the Eee Pee of Scientology – she got married and divorced umpteen times already?
And…didn’t David Sonenfild go PTS type III??
I heard his Bee Tee’s were creating quite a PTP.
Any news about how the Sin-Sin mORGue is doing these days? They sure are ideal.
Smoker says
I wish I would’ve known they were coming to Pittsburgh. I would’ve dropped off food and laundry soap and toiletries.
PeaceMaker says
The “City Office” outside Pittsburgh in Carnegie seems to operate more or less like a mission – it appears someone runs a full-time business out of the location, with the Scientology being secondary, so I don’t think that they want for essentials. It’s a nice thought, though; I think we should start a campaign to drop off toilet paper at the orgs, where they apparently really are deprived.
Smoker says
I had this idea. To get the necessary permits and pass out necessities in high traffic areas. Unfortunately, I don’t live anywhere close to where this idea would be helpful.
I just want to show that this world doesn’t have to be scary and people are generally good.
Aquamarine says
Well, so NY Org is “going to” 10X. How exciting! Last time I checked their Facebook page , NYO Clear production averaged one a year, so 10x that and you get 10 Clears a year made by this org…in a city of 9 million people…wow, at that rate it will take only 90,000 years to clear New York City! Looks like from now on New York’s Ideal Org is pulling out all the stops and its All Shoulders To The Wheel with the Birthday Game being played For Blood!
LMDN says
The Saturday after Thanksgiving my husband and I went to see “Cats” at the Neil Simon theater. Scientology is on the other side of the same block. I didn’t realize this as we were walking down the block until I looked up and saw the giant sign.
We walked under the awning and there was a police car parked outside (I have no idea why – I’m just saying, it was parked there) and two shady-looking gentlemen standing just outside the awning smoking like chimneys. The placards were outside the doors, but there wasn’t another soul around. I peeked in the door and there was no one inside that I could see.
This was around 1:30 in the afternoon on a weekend. I just kinda laughed at all the books in the windows and all the security cameras.
I don’t know all the jargon, but the only thing they are 10xing is empty space in NYC.
They used to always be outside of the Natural History Museum, but the last few times I’ve been, I’ve not seen them outside trying to lure people into the spider’s web.
Deanoftruth says
In the 2004 times square grand opening of the scientology building. The second key note speaker was (United States Congressmen.) This is what came across the screen. Not his real name. Us WOGS know him as Charles B. Rangel. This is of course before the 13 ethics violations he was being charged with surfaced. Check you tube!!!!! He is one of the pioneers for ethics banditos.
WhatAreYourCrimes says
The perfect stocking stuffer… bwah ha ha ha. Imagine some poor kids waking up Christmas morning to find that lump of LRH coal in their stockings.
LRH, the Grinch that stole those kids’ inheritances.
Wendy Kroy says
I just can’t. So funny. Not to be too harsh on Kevin, but come on Kevin. This is supposed to help you communicate better, but now you’re doing what all trained Scientologists do – you’re abusing the English language. Do they realize when they use Scientology jargon they sound like dumb people trying to use big words they don’t know? I imagine how hard it must be to have to de-program when you are accustomed to using words with incorrect meanings.
Gravitysucks says
Remember Homey the Clown? Lol
Snake Thompson's Ghost says
I feel sure that white-haired, white-bearded Kevin Campbell’s Grade 0 EP of an “ability to communicate to anyone on anything” would have been more useful not only to him but to CoS BEFORE his past 45 years in the Sea Org began and not after them!
I mean, what the hell?! What institution in the world non-trains its “elite” workers like this?
Aquamarine says
Snake, IMO the Grade Zero EP is nothing but a liability to a Still In. Xenu forbid they actually practice this ability!
Old Surfer Dude says
I can still levitate my hand. And that’s just one of my many Powers.
Newcomer says
I found a parking place today. I just decided I needed one and VOILA ……shit howdy ……thar she be! Pulled in, shut er down and just knew I was among the elite of the elite!
Mike Rinder says
Congratulations on your newfound state of elityness…
Now, to get a permanent Cert of Elityness, go to the DMV and make it go right to get a handicapped parking tag. You will be the first New OT IX — able to park at will — on planet earth.
Aquamarine says
Gentlemen, have mercy, please 🙂 Stop making me laugh, please? My office has a glass door and all afternoon and evening people have been walking by and observing me, all alone at my desk, in various stages of mirth. I have my reputation as a serious business owner to uphold. That this is a facade and I’m almost never serious is not something I want generally known. If all else fails, a hand on a hot stove should do it. Thank you for your consideration of this matter.
Newcomer says
” all afternoon and evening people have been walking by and observing me, all alone at my desk, in various stages of mirth.”
Gheesch Aqua, You sound like you work in an Idle mORGue except for the mirth part. Please restudy the jokers and degraders H Cee Oh Bee!
jgg2012 says
10 times zero is still zero.
Chicken says
The Makers Market is a very hip idea and is definitely a smart fund raiser. Typically, makers/artisans make money for booth or table space. They often charge an entrance fee as well. I hate seeing that they did this and sort of suprised that someone was allowed outside long enough to know these exist. BTW, isn’t LA on fire? Are the VM’s out helping?
RCK says
It’s too bad you didn’t post the poster about the Cincinnati World Org Tour sooner. The Cleveland event was December 2nd, and I would have loved to have driven by to see how many people showed up at the Cleveland Mission.
So how does Scientology decide where to establish a presence in an area? From Leah Remini series and internet critics, Scientology is looking for people with money, and the more money the better. The Cleveland Mission is in Parma, and Parma is as blue collar as you can get. Doesn’t look like a promising start.
PeaceMaker says
Scientology used to have one or more missions in Cleveland that were in better locations – just recently I ran across a very old listing for a location in Cleveland Heights, which I think would have been in a better part of town close to some of the universities. A couple of years ago, there was just one at least run out of the office of some professional like a dentist, though probably as a rather token presence in a back room. Now they’re in the rear of some postwar retail space that looks pretty dreary on Google street view.
They are on a typical downward trajectory that often ends up with the mission located in the mission holder’s home, before finally going defunct, sometimes at the mission holder’s death. That’s usually what happens in smaller cities that aren’t large enough to have established an org at one point; what’s stands out in this case is that the Cleveland metropolitan area is as large as Cincinnati, Columbus, and others that have actual orgs. Scientology’s mission and org history seems to have mostly been driven by happenstance, such as a location having had one or more key members with a lot of drive or money; Cleveland must have been an example where that never came together. Buffalo, in a metropolitan area to the East that is about half the size but which has an org, would never have been able to support anything more than a mission if not for Sgroi and maybe one or two other key people.
thegman77 says
I lived in Cleveland Heights back in the 50s and it was one of the wealthiest cities in the US at that time. Also had (at that time) a Jewish temple (CH population was about 97% Jewish) with the largest dome in the US. And right next to it was Shaker Heights, another city with many millionaires. There is only one university nearby, but it’s at the bottom of the “heights” and would hardly pull students in. It’s truly a “different” part of the area.
Python Swoope says
RCK, By buddy, Karl, owns the Ziebart shop just down the road from them. Had we had time we could have come up with some good signs…….about Xenu and elron!
I Yawnalot says
Whenever I see Christmas/holiday decorations, peace on earth, holy and the like in Scientology advertising a wave of angry nausea passes through me. Not only is it the most hypocritical religious dribble ever foisted off on humanity but the Cof$ completely and intentionally fucked up 10 Christmases for me personally plus made it into a lonely edged event with fracturing the family ties for the last 20 + years. All on top of their personal assault on both myself and my wife with financial and emotional warfare & blackmail. It takes a remarkable amount of time to decompress from Scientology, little by little, but sometimes big revelations of the of their evil, money oriented intent gets filtered out via sites like this or from the general experience of living in the real world.
The last thing I would ever wish for is for the Cof$ to have a merry Christmas or happy holidays. Complete dismantling of that organisation and one big personal, “I’m sorry for everyone the Cof$ has ever abused & here’s your money back,” would be the only present I would consider worthy from them. Oh, Miscavige behind bars and Blinky and her ilk disbarred from practicing law would make me go all misty.
To everyone else who frequents this site or detests the Cof$, happy ‘whatever floats your boat’, even Mike Wynski!
Annie nominuse says
Dear Yawn, I teared up immediately when I read your post. I’ve had a Christmas or two ruined, but nothing compared to what you’ve been through. Religious or not, for most people Christmas still carries some good will, positive feelings and a desire for peace at least in one’s own family if not for the entire world. To have been tortured with disruption, disconnection, lies and loss of financial security by an organization that has no concept of compassion, sharing, love or simple awareness of our fellow man is mind boggling. I absolutely admire you for surviving and even thriving. May I wish you a peaceful, happy and fulfilling Christmas season.
I Yawnalot says
Thank you, you are kind. I’m OK about it really, just gets me a bit riled up sometimes. It does resonate at festive times within the family. Scientology steals a lot more than just money. Back in the day as a single man I was more or less coerced/ordered to sacrifice my Christmas time so the married SO and other execs could have the time off. No consideration was ever made or accepted from above that I might have family of my own. They lied when they said I could have the time off later – I needed to have a replacement of the same training level before it would be considered and would have to do a CSW as per policy, yet they just walked out the door on Christmas Eve. How I fell for it year after year is one of my most amazing brain fades. I was loved bombed to death in December. Scientology execs epitomise the full meaning of ‘assholes in charge’ in my estimation. I doubt any of them would feel safe being in the same room as me now.
OmegaPaladin says
Scientology spits on both the secular and religious meanings of Christmas. (It also dishonors Chanukah and probably Saturnalia for good measure)
Scientologists obviously look down on all actual religions, including Christianity. They see the nativity as an implant or something. We all know this.
Scientology despising giving and generosity as “out-exchange” Santa Claus would get declared an SP. Even ultra-capitalist Ayn Rand, the apostle of self-interest, thought it was fine to give gifts to friends to celebrate to joy of friendship. Scientology only allows gifts to itself, and never gives back. The Grinch and Scrooge are closer to the mark, but even they saw the light. Scientology only gets worse.
May you have a very Merry Christmas, Yawnalot, and may Scientology face unrelenting justice, in this life and the next. (I’d imagine Target 2 is a little *hotter* than Hubbard expected)
Cece says
IWO love you 🙂
ALeahShowviewer says
Looks like everyone who wants to feel “special” or the “chosen one” would get caught by these ads. They use an hermetic lingo that only they can understand, very enticing for those who want to be part of an “elite”. A cure for this is self awareness and shadow work. It is the only way to be immune to manipulators.
Pamela Pastiva says
Mike, I live in Western PA, about an hour away from the Pittsburgh Org., in Carnegie, PA. I just googled the address and wow! The place is just a house in the area with a sign in the window for Dianetics. When I googled the COS Pittsburgh before, it showed a closed down store front on the South Side of Pittsburgh. Hope the Carnegie org also closes down soon.
Old Surfer Dude says
Pamela, it looks like you’re doing a great job of Clearing….people out of the orgs. My hat is off to you. Keep up the great work!
zemooo says
Pretty soon the ‘New Years Party’ at the Shrine is going to be admission by Sec Check only. And by Travelers Checks too.
Where is Michael Chan this ‘holiday season’? How will he get to his next ‘prosperity preaching seminar’ if he doesn’t make his quota this week. Oh crap, he has only 75 minutes to make his stats this week. He must be checking under the sofa cushions for loose change…
These Funnies are really funny today. Mucho thanks to all who furnish them.
I Yawnalot says
Good point re the sec check clearance, plus unless they have your CC # on record you’re not welcome either.
Chan the Man – wondered about him too, his absence is noticeable. I’m hoping something occurred on his Aussie trip that gave him the heibbie gibbies. Don’t what vultures like him flying circles about the place.
N. Graham says
I hope one of the super-powers they get isn’t super-smell. Because everything about Scio smells bad and how uncomfortable would that be?
Hate to nit-pick but isn’t the Pasadena pic there twice, but no Cleveland?
Andi says
Love the comment about Olive Garden!!! Almost made me spit out my morning coffee all over my computer screen.
Chicken says
Agree!
Old Surfer Dude says
Scientology can help you with that spitting your coffee out on your computer screen. Five intensives should be enough.
disco george says
Kevin, bro, nobody wants to see you validating things hugely. Just trust me on this one.
LaDawn says
Mike, I can’t help but notice all of Scientology’s posters/PR use sans serif fonts like ITC Avant- Garde. All of them. Always. What’s their beef with a little serif thrown in once in a while to mix things up a bit? I bet they think it looks future-y! Or did LRH write tech on this process too? Probably right after his How to Wash Windows lecture….
Brian says
“I am totally exterior with 57 perceptions” HN
Right there, in this one “attestation” lies the end result of studying Hubbard and doing his processes:
Imagination becomes the Scientologist’s “objective truth.”
And to solidify and protect HN’s delusion of total exterior, Hubbard makes it a suppressive crime to test it. It’s a crime to question the state of OT.
In other words: it’s a suppressive High Crime search for and find the truth.
Scientology is truly the bridge to validating imagination as real. No wonder the church is all effed up.
Wynski says
Brian, El Con knew that [ext. w/full perception] was by Flag mktg survey the most “needed & wanted” by PCs. Therefore that is what he promised people getting the $10k/intensive L12.
Brian says
Promising exterior with full perception through auditing is the carrot Hubbard used to fool us all.
And his creating processes he said would deliver this also pre supposes Hubbard had these abilities.
More lies, more fraud, more Scientology.
Cece says
I had far more preceptions prior to LRHs mine rape. Good thing his fu**up tech is reversable. Just as-is it 🙂
OSA hang on … The white-coats will be there soon.
Nicole says
Is there a reason why they never have people’s full names after these “Success Stories” only their initials?
gtsix says
Stop internet searching and stops the ability to add people to databases that were searchable online.
Gail Shourds says
I feel sorry for poor Kevin! After 45 years and three paragraphs about how wonderful he is at communication now I don’t know what the crap he is saying! What a bunch of gobbledygook. I would really like to know how many people actually show up at these things that would be a really interesting eye-opener. It is also interesting that all these people who are providing quotes about how wonderful everything is they only use their initials and not their full name. Wonder why?
PeaceMaker says
And as soon as I saw it, I was thinking that his “certainly that I have no back from communicating to anyone and have anyone communicate to me on anything” is going to melt like a snowball in an inferno, the first time he has to deal with a SP – or face hard questions, such as why Scientology’s SuMP has yet to produce anything in spite of Miscavige’s specific promises (particularly given that inability to completely a cycle of action, is a characteristic of a SP).
Aquamarine says
Bingo. Before I left I observed frequently how this very “certainty” would desert them they were asked certain questions, only to magically reappear when they were not in fear of cult disapproval.
Truthfully, I pitied them. It was so obvious to me how “OUT” their Grade Zero was (Ability to communicate to anyone about anything, for those never in).
I pitied them, it was so obvious how uncomfortable they were, but at the same time, I lost respect for them, too.
No small reason for my having left the cult was my loss of respect for those who could not or would not confront my valid questions, who at the same time, considered themselves experts on communication!
Respect. To my detriment, its a quality I have trouble faking.
Wendy Kroy says
Exactly. 45 years in has made Kevin unintelligible to normal people. Is that even English? I hate what Scientology has done to the language. Words have meaning!
Cat W. says
“45 years in has made Kevin unintelligible to normal people. Is that even English? I hate what Scientology has done to the language. Words have meaning!”
I agree. I was never in, so I often have to do internet searches to figure out what people are talking about in the Comments here. Not very long ago, I discovered that some lingo I picked up in “New Age” circles entered that subculture via Scientology. Some terms (e.g., “havingness”) I always considered stupid, but other ideas (e.g., “validation”) I still find useful. (Of course I still don’t know if the specific way I learned to use these words even matches how Scientologists use them. This is the trouble with jargon.)
Still, I don’t think the English language is in much danger from Scientology jargon. The words that have the greatest impact from Scientology are usages such as Xenu, clams, and disconnection. I think most never-Scientologist English speakers would still find Tom Cruise’s “Get your manners in” bizarre. I’m very glad Hubbard was so fond of coining his own terms so I can continue to use “unconscious” and “subconscious” without fear of pollution from what he did with “the reactive mind.”
Dave F. says
Wendy,
Yes, Scientology has a language of its own . . . I call it “Hubbardese”.
I would LOVE to get in Miscavige’s face when he is jabbering in “Hubbardese” and say THIS !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkLCR7TT3s
Dave F.
Victor says
To finish SRD is a huge deal, especially if she co-audit somebody, iam not joking, it’s not a lower bridge rundown it’s a total mindfuck.
Some of my friends who are on staff told me lately that they are now on program to push people to clear as fast as they can no matter what, especially if people can afford a large portions of auditing and can pay in advance.
Flag is really hunting for anyone with money at the org no matter on which step of the bridge they are, aosh Eu tries the same but fail miserably.
Cece says
Good to know Victor. Thanks. Love fresh inside stuff. I’d like some real stats. How many OTs does AO make a week? Are there really no Tech and Admin Vols in the orgs? Is there truly no BC or Class 8 crs?
I love good news 🙂
Victor says
Try to answer.
In Moscow Ideal Org Tech and Admin Vols are standing in the shelfs in reading room near Qual, i saw them personnaly couple of months ago, cant say that in my whole scn years i saw anybody reading them.
My body who did solo auditing courses in AOSH EU told me that last year he witnessed that they did one OT level completion in a week, mostly folks from Italy and Eastern Europe.
Chris Mann says
The physical universe creates barriers to going OT. For example, if you lived in your own universe or some other universe perhaps you could create money out of thin air. You could mock up a million dollars. Then when you’re in with the Reg you could reach behind your back and pull it out, like magic.
Old Surfer Dude says
I’m way a head of you, Chris. Ok guys, let’s get those printing presses going! I need a new Benz in a couple of hours.
Ms. B. Haven says
H.N. has had quite the win on his/her Super Power!!!!!!!!! As H.N. sez, “I reached the state of existence that I always wanted where nothing, nothing can bring me down again…”
Well H.N., let’s see how well those incredible wins hold up after you get routed to the reg’s office for a little session of cash extraction WAY beyond your means. No withholds now, tell the friendly reg where and how much you have squirreled away and then cough that up. A spiritual being that is fully exterior with all 57 perceptions should have absolutely no problems pulling in as much cash as they can at will. Forget those MEST universe considerations about money. You can always do more for your church and give them anything and everything they want and what they really want is money. Your money. As much as they can get. Worse case scenario would be that you would have to head to Vegas and use just a few of your OT abilities to game the tables and beat the house. Easy for an OT, fully exterior with all 57 perceptions. Child’s play really and it would all be for the greatest good. Hope to see you commenting here soon when you come down from your temporary wins and smell the coffee.
Newcomer says
Ms B …….. LOL! A perfect summation of where HN is headed. And if his/her/its gains slip just a tad, perhaps a slight detour over to Julian the Suppression Slayers office for a little security checking will be just the tune up needed to maintain the gift that keeps on taking!
Aquamarine says
Mrs. B, thank you for my daily chuckle. You have so nailed it. 🙂 And Newc, “…the gift that keeps on taking.”…I’m stealing that.
Newcomer says
It’s yours for the giving Aqua!
Aquamarine says
Well, thank me very much!
Robert Almblad says
Money fuels Scientology daily operations but only PR.. Public Relations.. determines it longevity. It’s PR is now a nasty fake religion and it’s going down hill faster than money can be raised to counter that position in the public’s mind.
Old Surfer Dude says
The internet sees all & knows all. All the OT levels, except 8, have been out since ’95. Everything has been exposed now. It’s going to be very tough to get new members in. Actually, nearly impossible.
Wynski says
If it weren’t for lies scamology would be silent.
Old Surfer Dude says
The Silence of the Clams.
I Yawnalot says
I’ve hung around the sea all my life and I’ve never heard a clam say anything. Yet, I listened to Scientology for a decade and a bit. Should have taken the ocean’s advice hey?
Old Surfer Dude says
You can never go wrong with Mother Nature, I Yawn. That’s why I live close to the Pacific.
Old Surfer Dude says
Hey, I Yawn, when you’re dealing with clams, silence is golden. Remember! These are your family members! What are you going to get them for Christmas?
I Yawnalot says
A steamer, some crusty bread, a little butter.
And of course a bottle of wine.
Aquamarine says
Omg, LOL, OSD!
Carlene says
How you can help??? What ? Do we all we really need to attend lectures to learn how to get our wallets out? That’s the only way you can really “help” in Scientology
Dio says
Carlene,
Yes, you have to attend that “lecture” to learn how to get your wallet out. That “lecture” is a sugar coated word (or cover or front/ the height of deceit) that in reality, means a highly sophisticated black auditing technique, designed to over take your mind and masturbate (or mental rape) your mind and all your financial resources, until you have the ultimate orgasm of all your money, all the money, all the available credit, all the equity, and assets you ever made or acquired, and could make or acquire in the future, and even the same of relatives, and even friends and acquaintances.
You have to attend the “lecture”, because no one under normal circumstances or in their right mind would agree to such stupidity and insanity.
It is the height of deceit, hood winking, larceny, theft, rape, robbery, fraud, extortion and any other such criminal act.
Dio
Robert Almblad says
Ditto Dio
Aquamarine says
“It is the height of deceit, hood winking, larceny, theft, rape, robbery, fraud, extortion and any other such criminal act.”
And there are negatives.
Aquamarine says
“Did you know there is an Olive Garden Restaurant near the Org? Can you imagine how many Italians we could have doing Objectives?”
Stick that fork in me, please; I am now done 🙂
A memorable Thursday Funnies! Goodnight, all.
Dave F. says
Aquamarine,
Hmm . . . Great idea . . . Get the “Mafia” involved . . . Maybe Miscavige would wake up with Xenu’s head in his bed or wind up “sleeping with the fishes” . . . “Leave the E-Meter, take the Connolli’s ! ”
Dave F.
Aquamarine says
Oh, Jesus, help me, LOL! I should just retire. At this rate I may have to.
Emilio Barzini and BrunoTattaglia twinning on Objectives:
“Look at those cannolis…Thank you…Walk over to those cannolis…Thank you…Touch those cannolis…Thank you…what’s happening?” Tattaglia: “I’m fuckin’ sicka doin’ this, that’s what happening!” Barzini: “Too fuckin’ bad, I’ll repeat the auditing command…Look at those…aaaaaahhhhhhhh!…” Tattaliglia slits Barzini’s throat, Supervisor yells, “Flunk!”.
Dave F. says
Aquamarine,
In other words, “Welcome to Scientology” – LOL !
Dave F.