Bunny Rabbits and Freddie Mercury Impersonators
What symbolizes ideal orgs better than this?
And a trip to the Blue Mountains…
Brisbane, Adelaide and Canberra will be ideal in no time.
Forget about the rest of Asia and the Pacific.
First?
Is that a sad state of affairs if this is true? Did you see the latest census numbers from Australia where 2000 people in the whole country identify as scientologists? And three of their six orgs are still not ideal…
Yeah, sure there are dozens every week
Not
Canada Day Graduation…
Chris Baker has command of his life for sure.
Vancouver has one too
But they have “iconic” Canadian music.
“Traditional” refreshments.
And dont forget the “blow away” wins
This is the type of thing we will be doing soon…
Wow, a mailing of 227 envelopes!
Check out the team doing this.
And this is one of the orgs that are part of the first ideal continent…
A “Knock-out” seminar
The Chan Man, undisputed heavyweight champeen of the world…
SMP will be filming it
So come on, pretend there are a few of us for an hour or two
Complimentary brunch
When Flag is giving away anything for free, times must be tough
The LRH Data on Cause Resurgence
“Tell that SP Mayo to run around in circles until he drops”
The LRH “tech” behind this foolishness
A BBQ and activities for the kids
Oh, and dont forget regging. Nothing says freedom like some high pressure sales
Kiddie Corner
A BBQ — but it’s not free!
Steven’s Creek is one of the first “ideal” orgs and can’t even afford to put on a BBQ
Don’t care what this says…
That humanoid flying through circles of light is just creepy
None of the above (or below)?
And what about Canberra? That’s not ideal either.
Doug E Fresh is back!
Oh how sad…
48 YEARS wasted!
You do know this is intro auditing?
Heading out to join the other zombies…
Nighttime students — see news on Aaron Smith-Levin’s YouTube about the nuttiness happening at Flag
Wonder if they make them sleep in coffins?
First, can you get your typesetting sorted out?
And is the best news you’ve got in the summer of dissemination that Vlado went out to sell Dianetics and got a “lot of reach” (and obviously didnt sell a book)
Again?
What did they strike before?
Can you imagine how much shit these people got?
Scientology is NOT popular in Tampa Bay.
Still working on getting that mailing out
For the largest concentration of scientologists on earth, with the model ideal org, two SO orgs, a CLO, Bridge, Author Services and Pasadena, Valley, Inglewood and Orange County ideal orgs in the same area, this is a pretty pathetic show.
Doug E Fresh is a Scientologist? No wonder he hasn’t had a hit song in three decades!
“A FILM BASED DVD ON THE BOOK”
Is that going to make more people ingest the way to haplessness?
As an ANZO ex, I always feel sad when I recognise names in these promos. Those poor bastards are still there.
If, by helping Melbourne org, I could “finish” (destroy) Adelaide and Brisbane, it might be worth it!
Why is the lady in the middle of graduation not wearing mask but the others have to!
Lmfao
The two that amused me most:
Flying through glowing rings. It actually translates as “How to leave behind the human state and become OT”, and that picture is such an apropos idea of someone being dehumanized.
The staff longevity. I can feel the love-bombing to convince her that leaving now would be so counter to *her* own intentions.
“Truth About Drugs” pamphlets are an incongruent item to show up with and hand out at a lively, colorful family event, such as a 4th of July parade. As many of us know, these booklets feature ominous upsetting visuals and information concerning the ravages of illicit drug use.
If you are out strolling your toddler who is holding a balloon and you are both enjoying an ice cream, having one of these booklets slapped into your hand is about as welcome as… a dead cat at a wedding.
(With homage to “Manners” policy letter from Ron, where he equates poor ability to observe norms and act accordingly with the feline accessory analogy above.)
Well, they sure do take static literally in the CofS. Nothing changes, except maybe to get a lot worse.
Perhaps they should rename themselves to the religion of “Deja vu.” That’s all I sensed as I read the funnies this week. Hasn’t changed in 30+ years that I’ve noticed, except maybe the emphasis on food and silly costumes. They can’t change the underlying lie, but they can dress it up a bit differently or flashy I suppose.
Have never heard the Chanman speak. However, I have heard Leah and Mike speak and would rather listen to them, thank you.
WTH, my version, What the Heck?
I watched one video with him, shared by Tony Ortega: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0QJ-kbvUBE&ab_channel=TonyOrtega
He talks a lot of stuff that makes it surprising no one has reined him in, kinda like Capt. Bill and his aliens.
So now they are accepting their failure in producing Harry Poters 🤔
That admission itself demands ” change” before getting extinct for ever……remember 2025 Age of Extinction ( as written on the wall)
Leave wog world , go in isolation, diverse business into poultry and dairy farming and and make your own brand of Harry Poters having patent magical wand ✨️ and flying broom to go where no Harry Porter ever gone before …..in dreams 😉
Age of Paranoia: Era of lies , deceit , fake claims and imposters.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha! The body language in the Tampa photos says it all. You’ve got the guy with his arms folded in the first photo, the “i’ll take anything handed to me and promptly throw it out” dude in the second, then in the third photo, the one guy with the “WTF, Scientology.. really?” laugh going on as he reads the brochure.
And what’s with the rabbit costume? Scientology is so goofy. I can hardly decide which party to go to.. music with a rabbit costume dancer, or “traditional Canadian music and refreshments.” If they just playing Celene Dion’s best hits, that is seriously out-ethics and must violate multiple dynamics.
“But they have “iconic” Canadian music.” Oh great, Ann Murry and Gordon Lightfoot and Justin Bieber. Please keep me out of the mosh pit.
You forgot Drake…
What?!? No love for Rush?!? 🙂
Did anybody sing ‘O Canada’?
Re: This is the type of thing we will be doing soon…
To: Harry Crawford/Aussie & Kiwi Scientologists
Re: TWTH & DVDs for the National Parliament
You’ve addressed all 227 envelopes to… the loading dock? Shouldn’t you have mailed them, instead, to Parliament House, Canberra, ACT 2600, Australia?
Re: SMP will be filming it
The best part of the first photo which shows a group holding a “Truth About Drugs” banner is the yellow sign in the middle background: “Christ Died for Our Sin.”
Re: Complimentary brunch
The Flag OT Committee has a new Bridge action to announce: GOOT.
Re: The LRH Data on Cause Resurgence
The host of the Cause Resurgence Rundown Special Briefing should consider changing her name to “Janeece B. Clusters.”
Re: Still working on getting that mailing out
Caption for the first photo: “Please do what she (Lydia Hopwood) says: Donate. It’s been fifteen long years, and I need room in my garage to park the family cars.” — Paul O’Malley
Caption for the second photo: “We haven’t seen hide nor hair of Paul O’Malley for years.” — Calyn Reinhart and Family
I did typesetting and learned how to type in Junior High School. I also did typesetting in Photoshop.
https://www.flickr.com/photos/72813079@N00/114517002/in/dateposted-public/
(If I haven’t been declared yet, I’ll be declared for that one.)
To: otherles
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: getting declared.
YES! YOU ARE BEING DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON FOR ENGAGING IN PHOTOSHOP ACTIVITIES! ONLY ONE BEING IN THE MEST UNIVERSE IS ALLOWED TO PHOTOSHOP AND THAT INCLUDES ME AND THOSE WHOM I PERMIT! SINCE YOU ARE NOT AMONG THOSE SO PRIVILEGED YOU ARE HEREBY DECLARED A SUPPRESSIVE PERSON AND EXPELLED FROM THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY!
SO THERE!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Photoshop.
If engaging in Photoshop is unethical, then why do you do it?
Oops! Silly me! Just answered my own question!
No love at all,
Alcoboy