Not so many funnies this week. There’s no major events happening, no new ideal org openings, just the quiet sounds of orgs slowly circling the drain….
The Clown Royalty of Scientology
This pair are like cartoon characters — check out the topics of her talk! Nuts.
Any reason to try to get some bodies in the shop….
Hubbard would have RPFed the executive strata of the org if he saw this
Senior Master Members?
They’re running out of stupid names for the stupid people who hand over stupid money for stupid things. This being the dumbest one of all. Dead in the water for decades and no change in sight.
Kiddie Corner
I love Narconon?…
VIP speaker?
And multiple mystery celebrity performers? They’re so bad they don’t want to even say who they are….
Thanks to COB for KSW!
They finally made a Clear
Someone who has been on staff for 8 years….
At Flag too?
Hubbard would have been so pissed he would have sent them all to Zimbabwe to “make it go right” and take over the country (he failed the same test in 1966 but blamed it on being an “OT alone”) before they could come back to the US.
Hubbard fiction is completely distinct from scientology…
Zimbabwe is off the table. The entire Exec Council and all RTC Representatives are to be declared and excommunicated for all eternity.
Doesn’t this look enticing
Come and sit alone in an empty room
It’s bad to be rich but we can fix that! Go see the reg and give us all your money.
Those success stories don’t seem very enthusiastic. More like they’re happy they can finally stop. The only good thing COB ever does is when he doesn’t punish his underlings.
Does “Mystery Celebrity Performance” just mean David Pomeranz?
Victoria Cummins…does this woman have children?
I mean – can you imagine being a child bringing friends home and having to introduce them to this creature, this…person…”Jane, Alice, meet my , er, Mom…”
Dear God!
Love the toddler wearing the “I ❤️ Narconon “ top.
Isn’t he/she a bit too young to be on drugs?
“Rocking a riotously red-ruffled crepe paper creation found on page 10 of a 1990 JC Penny Catalogue, replete with cloth of gold cardboard belt and bag from Target and stunning 8 inch chandelier earrings from her local Dollar Tree, Mrs. Tom Cummins is now officially tied with Ms. Trish Duggan for the coveted title of Worst Dressed Wealthy Scientology Female. They are neck and neck!…this is a horse race in every sense of the word!”
😂😂😂
I was going to say that Mrs. Tom Cummins needs a stylist, but you said it much better.
Does she not have a mirror?! Or maybe its just a statement of the whole and complete inability of a scientologist to self inspect.
You’re too kind to this unfortunate individual, Mary Kahn. A stylist – in HER operating state?. I think not!
Have you checked out her website? The woo is STRONG in this one, my dear.
If I were applying Hubbard’s tech i’d peg her operating state as CONFUSION on the 1ST Dynamic.
From her website there’s no evidence of her even knowing WHERE she is., let alone THAT she is (a female human on Planet Earth, as opposed to, say, a Druid out of Celtic Mythology, or a Princess in a Grimm’s Fairy Tale).
One thing is for sure; her wealth, along with the continual love bombing from Scientology, supports and nurtures all her delusions.
OMG Aqua, y u’re making me laugh so hard I may pee myself. Good description of best dressed Victoria Cummins.
Good for another laugh, check out her Youtube…Victoria’s Paradise (yes, that’s the name)…she’s certainly in Plastic Surgery Paradise…huge obviously artificial blowfish lips, serious breast implants…double E cup size on a frame that can barely support them, like 2 watermelons in a gunnysack stuck onto her chest, the dreaded uniboob, guess the rich white trash hubby thinks its sexy. Sad, really.
Aqua, indeed. I saw that she even has 75 subscribers.
Anyway, being wealthy doesn’t mean having taste. I’d blame the stylists and designers they use, who sometimes go so overboard with sophistication that they’d almost suggest extreme outfits with a sprinkle of Parmesan cheese on top.
Cheesy outfits 🙂
Outfits are pachiano 🙂
I used to volunteer to speak at graduation at AOLA when asked until the day I was told that I had to first write out my success story and submit it to the c s for “approval” before reading it word for word. It felt so contrived.
So I gave the C/S a write-up and then ignored it and just spoke to the audience. I expressed my appreciation for the Tech but purposefully did not thank “Int Management and the COB”.
The C/S was very angry but the audience really liked it.
😀😂
Awe yes; I remember those days. “Write full and complete Success Story and submit it for approval. AND DON’T FORGET TO THANK DAVID MISCAVIGE!”
When I was involved all those years ago I recall the examiner requiring me to write a success story after every auditing session. Do they now require all success stories to thank COB?
Seems to have become the practice these days.
Always praise the Dear Leader is rh safe course of action. You can never go wrong with some brown-nosing of the Grand Poobah.
Yep brown nosing is required. Back in the 90’s when I finished a major auditing level, they told me to speak at graduation. BUT they wanted me to type out my speech and get it approved beforehand AND they required me to thank COB in the speech.
Were you required to thank LRH also? Or was that only an optional and not mandatory?
Good point Doug. By then it was thank COB and no mention of thanking LRH.
Things have changed I had never even heard of David Miscavige in 1989 to 1991. If he had walked in the org I would have just assumed he was someone getting auditing for his short man Napoleon complex.
Yes. My final months in, I was told not to forget to thank COB. Still makes my stomach turn.
“For what!? I wanted to say.
“For holding me in rooms until I donated?
“For the embellished TE’s so that I had to pay for extra intensives of sec checking.?
“For killing any desire I had to be a scientologist on any level?
“For sending me screaming and running out of the org?
“For taking my son from me and his loving family?” Oh, but that came after … because I went screaming and running out of the org.
Sorry to hear you went through all of that.
Mary, while Aqua’ s made me laugh, your comment made me want to cry. I do know what you experienced and I’m sorry you had to go through that. We can only hope that once the church is dead and gone, that our kids will come back to us.
Mary and Cindy, the ever present grief over the loss of your children topped off by what for me would be a continually simmering anger and resentment against the injustice of it all are a compound emotions I cannot even imagine having to deal with on a daily basis. Its all so wrong, so 100%, 1000% completely all around wrong, unnecessary, senseless…my hat is off to both of you, and to everyone dealing with the devastation caused by Disconnection, for the hope that you keep alive…none of this is really what I want to say…it only sounds like some cliche or bromide…I dont’ have the words, actually, I’m sorry.
Thank you Aqua!
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