OOPS — thought it was Wednesday today so there is a bonus Dianetics Surf Team posting today, but didn’t want to miss out on Thursday Funnies!
Once we have an all ideal ANZO…
Just imagine, all of Australia, New Zealand, Oceania and ASIA will be ‘ideal.” With the only orgs in all of Asia (including India, China and Indonesia) in Tokyo and Kaohsiung. That’s planetary clearing at correct orders of magnitude!
Your Dream Job awaits!
Working for a zealot scientologist con-man!
The big Cincinnati celebrities come home…
Well, the only ones.
Bet they’re not handing over any cash for the “ideal Battle Creek.”
More fundraising in Cinci
And with entertainment too!
Food is the big thing for the Flag tour…
Just check out that feast!
Will they cover human trafficking?
And how many Sea Org members are trafficked?
Kiddie Corner
Blast from the past
Craig Mathieson is a legendary name synonymous with out ethics and the RPF in the UK. Surprised to see he is still around. Now he is telling businesses what to do…
They not even a third of the way there…
And this is the big daddy ideal org in Australia.
And the target isn’t even 100 trained — it’s “getting trained.”
They got 6 people “into the org.”
She is who exactly?
And what does she know that nobody else does?
Another medal winner turned fundraiser…
He didn’t win his medal for work he did in New Zealand…
Oasis?
He blew the Sea Org in 1986 and never came back…
As I said above…
OMG it’s unprecedented
At this rate they will have 200 in a year, 1000 in 5 years. Can you image the sanity that will rein 5 years from now…
Pushing it into schools…
And jut as a note, that 115 million figure is composed (with a lot of fudging) of how many booklets have been BOUGHT, not printed and definitely not distributed
I like the first poster.
Jessica Brown could just climb into a time machine, go back to the making of Battlefield Earth, and be cast without even needing to change clothes.
Thursday Funnies?
First I have to go to bed!
I wait the whole week for them!
I was once directly told by someone wrote for The John Birch Society that monsters are never hiding. L. Ron Hubbard appears to be an exception to this rule.
Congratulations on not realizing today is Thursday! I call that a big win. It means you have healed from one of the worst traumas Scientologists have inflicted on them.
As for the funnies, those poor kids. Breaks my heart.
I grew up and live in Cincinnati, and I’ve never seen or heard or read of any of these people – thank goodness. Scamology is dead and putrid around here. (And yes, Florence KY is part of the “Greater Cincinnati Area” – just across the river).
“They got 6 people “into the org.”
Yep, 5 of which fled before they could lock the doors. The 6th pretended to die and “miraculously” came back to life when the ambulance arrived and then ran away.
Scientology, the only game where everyone sins.
To the four OT 3 completions: But wait, there’s more!
There is? Did they get a “free”, after a donation of course, set of steak knives?
No steak knives GL, but they do get free of their money in pursuit of more BTs and clusters you can shake a stick at, thus claiming their stake in the exciting game of ever shifting goalposts known as Scientology.
“They brought 6 people into the org.”
But that doesn’t mean they’ve even started. Damn, such excitement for so little shows how easily satisfied they are with almost nothing. It’s something that should happen very rarely, and they didn’t expect it.