Big News
Birmingham, England’s second largest city, has the second largest population of Muslim, Sikh and Buddhists, but is short on Hindus and positively pathetic when it comes to Jews (why even mention them?) Forgot to mention it also has the second largest population of Church of England and Catholics. Probably Methodists and Lutherans too. It also has the second largest population of women. AND men.
I am sure all these people really want an ideal org in Birmingham.
They need hundreds of helpers
That promise of “we are making an ideal org” 40 YEARS ago seems like a bit of a fib… Why would it happen now when it hasn’t happened in all those decades?
Miami teamwork
If this is their idea of teamwork, no wonder their filing is so backlogged.
Magnificent video…
…of the preservation of the latest version of the redone, re-edited, un-SP’ed, GAT II “tech”.
Wonder how many steel plates they have made and thrown away as the “new” versions of everything keep coming out. Soon they will be ready for version 4 of the Tech Vols and OEC.
All those engraved stainless steel plates would make a hell of a lot of refrigerator doors.
The Thursday 2pm clock
It’s right once a week. No need for any other hands or notations, there is only ONE important time on “earth clocks.”
It’s exciting
Nobody would want to miss a briefing from the executives of Earth’s Model Ideal Orgs. If anyone has ever been by sleepy hollow on L. Ron Hubbard Way they will get a real sense of the state of scientology internationally, as that is the BEST IT GETS.
Empty Superheroes
Lost their superpowers? Maybe they need a trip to Flag to recover them?
Second Fiddle
Oh no, D/COB for Appearances is now subservient to David Howson…
But go along for the dinner anyway. David Howson promises not to try and reg you.
Superhero or Supersucker?
This guy is hit up for money everywhere. He was a “Legend” who showed up almost every week in Silicon Valley. I think he showed up in Atlanta too. And maybe Portland. Who knows. But he is sure liking being a multiple humanitarian.
A VIP Tour
Mom, please, please can I go. They are giving a “special” tour of LA Org. How exciting. And I heard they are serving instant coffee too.
Oh my
This is really pretty sad. Realize their Jello Salad contest is what they are using to get people to show up for the Maiden Voyage event…
Oh my, my
It’s the Hot Dish competition that is the draw for the second night MV event.
Wonder if they are going to have yarn ball competition for night 3 in commemoration of the night of the longest yarn (it’s IAS night…)
Pirates of the Caribbean
How astonishingly appropriate. It just captures the essence of the Moneywinds.
Huuuh?
A “PR Training Workshop” being conducted by the former Colombian policeman is going to give you “solutions for expansion and management of your personal prosperity”? Even THIS they try to shoehorn into a “how to make money so you can give it to us” event?
Humility isn’t their strong suit
We are the elite? Wonder what the “wogs” would think of that? That empty Denver ideal org doesn’t look too elite to the uninitiated — that is those who haven’t been informed that those within are superior, big beings. I think there has been a LOT more progress on pot smoking than Clearing in Colorado…
Jethro Bodine says
A few things about the “legend” and/or “humanitarian” Bob Twaalfhoven:
1) Bob has given 100s of thousands of dollars to the Idle Morgue programs for both his own org of “Stevens Creek” and all the other orgs who been able to milk the cow that keeps giving.
2) Bob and Alejandra Twaalfhoven have been raped to the tune of, I mean have voluntarily donated at least 5 million dollars to the IAS to get the “Diamond Meritorious”honor status. Here’s a link to the picture of him accepting his status award (he looks like he’s about to fall asleep any second): https://whyweprotest.net/attachments/pagesfromiasimpact125de-jpg.89482/
3) Bob is so easy to reg, he has achieved “Dumbshit Walking ATM” status for the eternity of his existence in this universe.
4) Typical of the vulture culture, Bob hasn’t even started OT 1. Bob is only a Clear, and yet he’s donated (in the form of nonrefundable pure donations) enough money to the C of $ for his entire family to do the Bridge several times. But hey, he’s obviously too busy chasing his next IAS/Idle Morgue status to worry about getting up the Bridge. Besides, what’s more important? Getting case gain or gettin status and being the poster child for Dumbshit Walking ATMs?
Ann B Watson says
Hi Jethro Bodine,Good to meet you again.I think this Bob & his wife characters were after my time.But boy what an easy reg they would have been for me Asho AO Flag yippee! Love your Dumbshit Walking ATMs when some of these clowns get to 80 or 90 if they do,how much instant cash will they have? Except for those Duggars.Ann.
Jethro Bodine says
Hi Ann, You bring up a good point. People like Bob give all their money to the church and have nothing to show for it other than a gaudy trophy. Bob is not a billionaire; in fact, I’m not even sure he would have a million dollars net worth, due to his constant raiding of his bank accounts and credit cards. He does own a software business named “Bob CAD” (http://bobcad.com). Public scientologists work there (a lot of ex-staff) and because he is the sole owner he continually raids the coffers of that business financially to pay for his next status. I don’t know if he commits financial irregularities with his business to fund the IAS and Idle Morgues, but it wouldn’t surprise me. Will Bob have a nice retirement at 80 or 90? I don’t know, but at his current rate of contribution, I can say that he will probably have to keep working until he drops the body, even if it means flipping burgers at McDonalds.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Jethro Bodine, Thank you, your post was most timely.I agree with you only the very few big big giver celebs & whales may have a comfortable retirement, the others will not be so fortunate.And at the rate the still in public pay crowd is bamboozled flipping burgers at McDonald’s when they are elderly would be considered giving back to David.Itreally is sick.I enjoy your posts, maybe I should try that URL hint you gave when the Rats block me,but I have to admit I do not know what that is or does!That’s what you get with my liberal arts education! Always Ann.
Dio says
Jethro,
I tried to get on that site, but it was blocked.
Could it be that cos is blocking it?
Dio
Ann B Watson says
Hi Dio, I’m not sure who blocks but it happens to me on Mike’s blog & when I know my post is blocked I call them The Rats.Always knawing at us “bitter defrocked apostate SPs!I love saying that.Ann.
Jethro Bodine says
Hi Dio. The site isn’t blocked for me. Perhaps you still have the C of $ Net Nanny installed on your computer? Rather than clicking on the link, copy the URL and try to open the URL in a different browser.
Dio says
Jethro,
I can’t imagine how I could have a CO$ net nanny installed in my computer. I have not been with the CO$ for 18 yrs. I have had several computers over the yrs.
I had this computer tuned up last night.
I just tried the link again, and even cut and paste, and still I get this both ways:
Secure Connection Failed
The connection to whyweprotest.net was interrupted while the page was loading.
The page you are trying to view cannot be shown because the authenticity of the received data could not be verified.
Please contact the website owners to inform them of this problem.
Dio
Ann B Watson says
Hi Dio, I hear you, that is exactly what happens to me when The Rats come out to,play with me on Mike’s blog.We need that big cat again.I am not a computer whiz so I ‘m not sure what or how to stop them.It is frustrating.Ann.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Dio, I forgot I also get you are a security risk & therfore are blocked from The Rats.We need lots of cheese! Ann.
Dio says
Ann,
I suppose I am a security risk.
The rats have to have some of the best hackers in the world.
Some of them are evidently special opps that are allowed to read SP stuff.
Dio
Ann B Watson says
Hi Dio, I agree The Rats are the best hackers on the planet.Would not want them to get too swelled a head.I would think the special Opps rats would be bored to the point of rising up the tone scale from their usual position there,with my SP posts.Unless they get a laugh out of mine.Let’s get two big cats that are expert rat web trackers to lure them to the cheese,My best to you, Ann.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Mike,I tried posting this on Fridays site but the rats kept blocking it.I will try here.There is much chatter as to Tom Cruise leaving Scientology based on Star magazine & their cover story.Being skeptical about this I went to Tony’s site to see what he had on it.A very good article with the opinion that Tom is tighter than ever with David & Scientology.With his Mission movie making 250 mill,all the more reason for David to want the glory of the most Important Scientologist in the World around.He may miss Suri & want to see more of her,but I can’t see him walking away from the cult.Time may tell but the KoolAid is so strong for the celebs & whales who,pay huge $ to be petted & flattered.I bet David twists arms very easily too.As in I have & know a lot about you, you would not want put out there…Always Ann.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Aquamarine,I had the same thought.After looking at the promo pieces with their version of glorious food,a clambake for all is perfect.Although I’ll have to send along a sack of crayfish.Some clams might run screaming from the sight of live ones & some might not know to peel them.Lots of hot sauce to confuse the registrars as they try to talk public out of the money burning a hole in the pocket!Always love your posts.Ann
Aquamarine says
It just occurred to me how funny it would be if some clueless still ins who don’t read the blogs decided that their next Ideal Morgue fundraiser would be a clambake.
Still on your side says
Why is it that Cardone, Duggan and Twatwaffle are never looking at their wives in any photo? Cardone and now Bob Twatwaffle come across as not wanting to even be in the same photo as their wives. Since Miscavige exiled his wife, are happy marriages for SPs only?
Ann B Watson says
Hi Still on your side, Yes this bitter, defrocked, Apostate SP has been happily & hysterically married to my exact opposite for 34 yrs on 7/11. I’m not a big follower of Astrology but he is an Aquarious & I am a Leo.Always loved the ASHO D & F Briefing Course Lion,We had tee shirts with SHSBC & the Lion on the front made for SO.I think that lion took off years ago now that Asho D&F are no more.Ann.
Mreppen says
I wonder if the older Sea Org Members in today’s age are getting fat or anorexic. Deprived or over eating due to long oppression?
RolandRB says
No, dying of cancer.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Mreppen, When I posted to RB this past Fri I was pondering this.I think the older SO members today & I’m 64 in a few weeks,where does the time go? I think fat or thin they are so dried up in heart,body,mind,& theta,that there is no possibility of their leaving.Way back in 77 the SO terminal who ran Qual was a nice older lady my age today.She did her post & did not carry a”bullwhip” as others did.I first knew her in 74. She started to get really bad called today osteoporosis that I have & it’s awful & I think breast cancer that I know all about.What she was told was get your o/ws off & drink tons of raw goats milk & take tons of vitamins.One day she was gone & the story was she was in a derelict one room dump & I have no idea what happened to her.She had no $ being in SO for years & no family to speak of.So please y’all correct me if I am wrong but I can’t see David spending millions on an old age SO living facility where it would cost at least $4500.00,a month which is what my 96 year old Mom in law pays at a high end assisted living in Florida.He would do it for himself but not for the slaves.Ann.
Jose Chung says
I just got out of session. Looking at the Hype
of Scientology like all of the above makes me shudder
at what gets people in the C of $ , as if super hero’s
get case gain for others (they don’t) but it does make the COB rich
that is pretty amazing for supposed bright people.
The Oracle says
I think Ron Miscavige Sr. just moved up in status.
Aurora says
A curious ‘never-in’ asks: How did ‘Thursday at 2 pm’ come to be a CoS universal deadline?
Ann B Watson says
Hi Aurora, A good question & in The SO yup I sure knew to get my graphs in by 2:00 PM.On the Excalibur it was 14:00 PM Thurs.Maybe had something to do with Telexes outgoing with the stats at that time? My mind is a blank,a blogger good with all this could tell us.Good to meet you.Ann.
Rick Mycroft says
An LRH Personal Public Relations Officer? Did they actually dust off the L. Ron Hubbard Office of Public Relations and staff it with that guy?
Roger Hornaday says
The church of scientology knows how to lay out a banquet of the most Kafkaesque blunders and unintentionally self-debasing pretensions. I find all this fascinating and I’m spellbound by the story it’s unfolding. This demonic stupidity is headed somewhere. EVERYTHING is headed somewhere and the church of scientology as represented by its steady stream of promotional material is no different. But where is it headed? That is what intrigues me. I think that where ever it’s headed it’s getting there pretty quickly and I’m anticipating a lot of drama. This beats anything on television.
James Morris says
The Elite keeps using the superhero theme.
All I get is somebody cueing the Twilight Zone theme music.
Maybe they’re circling the drain because the Kool-Ade is colored by green kryptonite and other assorted superhero arch-poisons. Perhaps CoS needs to change out their food distributor and eat like the rest of us.
Idle Morgue says
The ONLY thing Scientology produces in volume are programs to fleece money and free labor out of the staff and members and that is it.
It is smoke and mirrors and absolutely nothing of value
A religious circus disguised to betray and then destroy
Ann B Watson says
Hi Idle Morgue, You are so right.Smoke & mirrors with a little stardust thrown in at the beginning to make you feel very special & powerful.After that hang on it’s all straight downhill from there & who cares if you crash & burn? They got your money your heart your sweat & hey another dropped body of a SO or any member just means room for one more to have a go at.I feel for it all,I am so amazed I got out when I did.Ann.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Idle Morgue,Should read I fell for it all, but feel & felt it all at the same time will work too.Ann.
Al Brown says
Good funnies today. And look for Gavin to blow soon due to too many 2nd billings with no picture of himself.
And I actually like a couple of exclamation points sometimes. Not so much when they describe a pot luck.
And maybe I’m dyslexic or something but every time the church uses the word VIP I think of RIP. Like, come get a RIP Tour.
Tony DePhillips says
Good observations Al!!!! There, I gave you a few exclamations!
Valerie says
Why oh why didn’t Mother Theresa ever get that religion is all about status. Oh wait….
All these flyers together pushing you to up your status simply flaunt the fact that religion and Scientology have no right sharing the same sentence. Scientology and Amway are not even close. At least Amway pretended to offer exchange, Scientology long since did away with that pretense.
Fredric L. Rice says
What a shame we can’t see Google Street View of the Denver, Colorado empty building. 🙁 I couldn’t find any images on line.
Rhinoplast says
Good Old Bob Twaalfhoven!
His pathetic flyer cannot even spell volume correctly, Ideal Org that can deliver in volume I don’t hink so?
Huh no word clearer on post and an empty building delivering NOTHING but hot air and bullshit.
Regraded Being says
I met good old Bob once at an Ideal Org fundraising event. He uses a lot of words trying not to tell you that the workable formula is to move up in status now using your credit cards and worry about it later. Not much else to it.
Chee Chalker says
Rhinoplast….
‘Hot air and bullshit.’
Yes, but was it PROVABLE bullshit?
Shadow says
Speaker: Time for stepping forward and giving your all for the Ideal Org.
Audience: Wheres Bob T., he will do the big donation; come on Bob.
Bob: Aaaaaa, ummmmm, I will donate $5,000 if 10 others donate $5,000
Audience: silence…….
Speaker: Come on Whoooooo’s Next.
Audience: BOB T.
hours tick by…. midnight…….
Bob: Ok I will donate $20,000 so we can all go home.
Idle Morgue says
Yep Shadow – Standard tech that works when standardly applied.
Slappy sits and counts his piles of cash – all the while skeeming for his next money maker to feed the sheeple
Tony DePhillips says
Oooh..oooooh…I wanna be a super hero too.
Old Surfer Dude says
You already are, Tony…you already are…
TinyTyrant says
“Preserving the Tech”!?!?!?!?! Like re-editing videos to to remove Nibs? Like the Golden Age of Tech 2?
Dio says
Based on evaluation of evidence (true honest stats), DM and the COS must be SP to the subject matter of scientology.
They are severely, hopelessly, unrepairably ARCX to 99.999999999% of the beings on the planet.
If that were not true, and assuming the tech is as good as they say it is, there would be a line up at every cos door on the planet.
They are totally deluded, totally a bunch of bandits.
What an effin mess! What a crime.
The biggest criminal activity on the planet.
Someone has to wake up and give them the full most severe SP treatment.
Someone has stop and arrest that masturbator DM and all his imbicilic minions from jerking off (defrauding) all the money from all of the people who they get hypnotized in their spiderweb trap.
And put them behind bars, not for a billion yrs, but for eternity.
Dio
Steve Friedl says
Central Files: does this mean PC/auditing folders? Does this mean that anybody who comes in to help on a weekend to do filing can root around? As in: “Hey, that’s my Aunt Jane – I’ll peek inside”
Potpie says
I ment the Jewish community comment.
Marijka says
They can’t even talk Minnesotan properly! It’s “you betcha,” not “you bet.”
gtsix says
As a MN born and raised, correct. You betcha. Wanna come with? Always drop the object of the preposition, don’t waste words
Potpie says
I wonder if Miscavige will get a memo from Farrakhan on the Jewish community commit.
The most dangerous condition there is, is David Howson and Gavin Potter speaking in the same
location on the same night. It’s a catch 22….eat before they talk and face the possibility of throwing up
or wait till they are done speaking and hope you will still be hungry after listening to their dribble.
In some not so great Denver neighborhoods there are more pot stores than liquor stores. The Denver org
has some catching up to do on the clearing Colorado front. Not to worry since no one has really figured out what clear is anyway since Dn. clear came out. I mean it is sort of confusing trying to figure out if one went clear smoking pot in Denver or doing LSD in a mountain cabin above Denver. Then throw in the numerous
Scn definitions of clear and it is a total confusion that the tech magnate David Miscavige himself can’t unravel.
Come to think of it if he did figure it out he probably would lose too much money so leave it as it is….totally confusing so as to evaluate and invalidate. Sorry Colorado, like the rest of the world you not even minutely close to clearing your State.
Bruce says
Love the LRH quote in the last flyer from Colorado “Join Staff” — “doing it and doing it and doing it” …LOL — its the verbal equivalent of beating a dead horse : ” Do it! ” (WHIP) “Do It!” (CRACK) ” Do it!” (SMACK)…..(uh, hello? You can stop beating that dead horse now…it ain’t getting up!)
Ann B Watson says
Hi Bruce,Good to meet you.I love that Ron quote too.And your sound effects are perfect.The lovely lady on the promo looks like she has been on the”doing it hamster wheel of cos for years” & when she stops doing it for one second is so dizzy,she gets right back on again for more.I love The PR Training Workshops on The Moneywinds.Train you right out of all your money!Ann.
EMAN says
It took that person quite some times before realizing he never sent me an email 🙂
Email sent after seen that article from Mike
https://www.mikerindersblog.org/hair-raising-fundraising/
Hello,
I just received your email about donation to Ideal Org project. I am in France and would like to know if some of the orgs here in France are part of the Ideal orgs project.
Thank you in advance for your reply.
AJ
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Roy Sarkovitch
À EJ STOMME
jun 30 à 2h46 AM
Hi Antony, Yes all the orgs in France are included as they also need to
be come Ideal orgs. Where are you located in France? Are you currently
taking services at one of the French orgs? If you would like to make a
donation to one of the French orgs, I can assist you and your donation
will be invoiced by the org of your choice. Let me know. Best Roy
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EJ STOMME
À Roy Sarkovitch
jun 30 à 10h33 AM
Hello,
Thanks for your reply. No I am not taking services at this point of time. I am too far away from an org (5 hours from Paris).
I may want to donate a little amount for Angers org. I like that city and used to be there during my childhood. What are the project for Angers ? I see lots of planning for other orgs especially in the US but I did not hear anything about France… maybe I missed something.
Speak to you later. I am at work now.
Antony.
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Roy Sarkovitch
À EJ STOMME
jul 1 à 1h44 AM
Hi Antony, Understood on not taking service at this time. To answer your
question your donation would go towards the renovations of a building
that has been located in France. There have been so many orgs mentioned
in the events I hadn’t noticed this org had not been covered, but I’m
sure you will hear more about that in the future. What is your status as
a Ideal Org Donator? Best Roy
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EJ STOMME Hello, I have made around 100 euros so far… which is not much…. Well I would like, maybe to donate, but for Angers org. Is this possible ? because you mentionned “would go towards the renovations
jul 1 à 8h27 AM
EJ STOMME
À Roy Sarkovitch
jul 1 à 1h43 PM
By the way, you accept payment with paypal ?
Roy Sarkovitch
À EJ STOMME
jul 1 à 4h41 PM
I never emailed you. Who are u?
I Yawnalot says
This should be renamed, Thursday Depressions. I can’t read these flyer things for very long without feeling like a wet mop.
If these people weren’t on the road to financial oblivion and the greatest exposure of betrayal a person can ever be dealt I would have a chuckle or two. I use to think they were amusing but in a disturbed sort of way but now, well… dave’s scientologists are just lining up like Lemmings asking for directions to the nearest cliff.
In an weird “Ideal” sort of way, tragedy is their only friend really, something really bad has to happen for them to snap out of it and see the trap they bought hook, line and sinker. Everything about the RCS is a reversal of reality. Those sad clowns are as crazy as someone who gives away all their money and livelihood for free and then writes success stories about it without ever experiencing what they paid for – that’s the reality of Ideal scientology, a hypnotised losers club!
Roger Hornaday says
It gives me immense pleasure to see these people give their money away to the church of scientology. They are doing it willingly even as they cave in to non-existent pressures. Look at what they’re enabling when they support it. If they are to be given leniency for their character flaws then I demand that same leniency for laughing at them. Their plight doesn’t measure up to my definition of “tragic”. Living in a war-torn land is my idea of tragic, being financially reduced in the United States isn’t that.
I Yawnalot says
Yep, I can see that. It depends on which side of a few beers I view it – when I wrote that I was sober. Amazing how life looks different sometimes due to certain chemicals.
But when I see someone languishing in agony, the cause is not something I shove down their throat, basic first aide 101.
Roger Hornaday says
These poor saps will live to laugh about their follies as they drink beer with their friends. You’re a swell chap to have such empathy and I would hate to go on record making you wrong for it especially when it’s for people entangled in the gears of a heartless machine like the church of scientology.
hgc10 says
I think that arm wrestling with fake muscles is the perfect metaphor for what Scientology does for its customers.
– It teaches you to read with fake study skills
– It helps you improve your marriage with fake family counseling
– It explains how to raise your children with fake child-rearing advice
– It consults you on how run your business with fake management techniques
– It leads you to get to nirvana with fake spirituality
– It teaches you to yell at ashtrays with … wait, that part is real
Ann B Watson says
Hi hgc10, Oh my how many ashtrays did I yell at.When I was totally exhausted from an all nighter all hands on deck bulk mail project,I swear they yelled back.Ann.
hgc10 says
I’ll readily admit that well trained Scientologists are the best ashtray yellers on this planet, bar none. But I thought ashtray compliance was the EP, not ashtray backtalk.
Ann B Watson says
Hi hgc10, That is why my ashtrays were RPFed.Ann.They ashtray backflashed too much.Ann.
Joe Pendleton says
So, what do y’all figure will happen first:
1) Cubs win the World Series (last time was in 1908)
2) Central Files in present time.
I pick the Cubs.
Potpie says
By far and away the Cubs.
Old Surfer Dude says
Oh! No bout a doubt it: Cubs by a landslide!
Ann B Watson says
Hi Joe Pendleton,I pick the Cubs too & that is coming from a Boston native!Really my only fav team from bean town were the Celtics in the 80s.But CF in present time? Never never,even the promo feels the same as CF felt in the SO 70s.I spent so much time with those darn files like being lost in a cornfield & never able to find the way out.The Maze that will always be CF.Ann.
Valerie says
Cubs will win long before CF ever gets current
Old Surfer Dude says
What I love here, Valerie, is that they’re going through files of people who have long, long ago left the cult. This is an exercise in futility! I doubt they will EVER be current. Hahahahahahaha!
Espiando says
Once upon a time, someone who shall be forever unknown, in a moment of weakness wrote a letter to a fat, fraudulent criminal and college dropout. In the letter was grandiose promises about doing something in Miami. No one knows exactly what those promises were. However, the fat fraud wrote them back and called them a nifty nickname. Ever since then, the successors to the forever-unknown weaksauce who wrote the letter have been using the stupid nickname and dining off the fact that the fat fraud wrote them back (in all odds, he didn’t do the writing).
If that wasn’t pathetic enough, now Bob Twatwaffle is involved with them. Miami is Grant Cardone’s cesspit. If the two of them should accidentally make contact, the world might not survive the resulting doucheflood.
Nashville…oh, Nashville, do you have any self-respect left? The Pirates posters are so tasteless that words cannot be found.
The most dangerous condition there is? A Chicago-to-LA flight when you have hemorrhoids and a nicotine fit thanks to a delay. Trust me, I was very, very dangerous to be around that day.
You’re still infringing on DC’s copyrights, Scilons. The proper punishment would be a swift kick in the nads by Wonder Woman.
And, Birmingham, you still haven’t used “ELO is from there” as your reason to donate, so no money for you, Brummies.
Newcomer says
You are on a roll today ESPI! Thanks for a great addition to Thursday humor.
And I think the flyers got Bob’s name wrong ……………. Twatwaffle would be correct IMHO. Now we need a real photo of what (I mean who) that is!!
Lori says
Bc there’s no thumbs up comment, I’m officially liking your comment in this reply…..lol
Old Surfer Dude says
+1! As always, great post, ESPI!
Roger Hornaday says
LMFAO! Still, in all fairness to Mr. Twat, we don’t know that he actually wrote that horse shit nor do we know that his impressive donations weren’t given without a little “twisting of the arm”, if we may speak as gentleman.
Call Me Snake says
“Join Staff, A Career For A Sane World”
If the cult could somehow turn irony into members … those imaginary ten million members would be real
Old Surfer Dude says
What I like, CMS, is, “Find Out of You Qualify (for staff). Yeah, right. If you have a semblance of a pulse, you qualify. And then once on staff they’ll berate you for having a weak pulse and then sec check you to within an inch of your life. “JOIN STAFF! No really, seriously, I’m not kidding, the insanity is not nearly as bad as you think!.”
Lori S says
“Hot Dish Night” – I’ve seen all of these photos on Facebook from various recipes that have been recently posted and shared. Sometimes I don’t know if Scientology is trying to be a religion or a foodie magazine!
cindy says
Yes complete with cream of chicken soup and all the other canned soups in them.
The Dark Avenger says
Taken from the Betty Crocker cookbook, copyright 1956.
Pepper says
🙂
Linda Richards says
Wow! Those Minnesotans will definitely be on board with a “tater-tot hot dish!”
cindy says
Hey! Don’t go hating. We used to make that tater tot casserole in the 70’s. Mighty tasty. And you know you’re in Salt Lake City, UT when you see green jello with cottage cheese in it on the pot luck table.
Ann B Watson says
Hi Cindy, What I would have given for a hot tater tot casserole in the SO.Jello not so much.At both places where the SO took meals in Hollywood the walk in coolers were so warm I felt like I was in a sauna.Cleaned enough of those grungy coolers & the next week the vats of yogurt would be green on top again! Forget the cottage cheese it was swimming with mold.I ended up with burnt toast and a bit of bacon for breakfast if I could get it.That was the safest.Thank God for coffee…Ann.
zemooo says
The jello concession at any pot luck is most coveted ‘assignment’ any group has. It is the butt of all jokes about pot lucks in every Midwest religion. Lutherans are famous for it, along with Lutefisk for those of Scandinavian descent. Keep away from the lutefisk, it is the real reason everyone left Scandinavia in the 1800’s.
Isn’t the ‘you betcha’ stuff too Sarah Palinish? Ok, I liked Fargo too, but enough is enough. P. S. I spent several years in St Paul Minnesota while I was young. I eventually out grew the accent.
All of the flyers are just too funny. What happened to everyone in the Denver mOrg that they have been replaced? What, no Sea bOrg to replace them? Who is going sell the parking lot spaces for the baseball games now? It does look like everyone below the Executive Director got the boot.