Join Staff
Or not. I guess I am the wrong public. There is no way this would interest me in joining staff in Birmingham… It has the opposite effect. If this represents the homo novis world of scientology then it’s a sorry future indeed.
Valley STILL not done
And it’s a looooong way to go. SO now CC is doing it for them? And some ringers from Flag (how did the LRH Hall let Tom Cummins give money to Valley instead of the most vital dissemination program in history?)
WTF
I thought the Scots had a bit more class than this….
You DO NOT want to miss this briefing…
…it will brief you on the briefing you really don’t want to miss (which is of course why you DIDN’T attend the MV…)
It’s good for the soul…
It’s also the “coolest religion on Earth.”
This is what is known as damning with faint praise.
More from the Faint Praise Department
SuMP is the alarm clock for the world! Well someone forgot to wind it as it has not produced a single thing yet.
Even fainter praise
The “island people” tell it like it is. And not a single one of them knows anything about scientology and what goes on in the courserooms, auditing rooms or reg offices on the Moneywinds. They would also tell it like it is if they knew about that.
No specifics at all
But you will want to donate. Wow, if that doesn’t get your butt in the chair, nothing will. Bubbles Champagne strikes again.
Scotland – you don’t know the latest news…
They still don’t even have a building picked out. Most of the other orgs in the UK have empty buildings that are not being renovated and are falling apart, but they DO have buildings.
East US Milestones
Detroit’s Designs “released”, New Haven completed the funding for their space plan updates (space plans were done a DECADE ago when they bought the building — been empty since), Long Island has located a building.
Milestone non- accomplishments. Harlem still not done. Miami still not done. Philly empty org not even started. Same with Detroit and Chicago and New Haven. Buffalo cant pay their utility bills. New York is empty.
They are ROCKING it in EUS. And one of the Blues Brothers is behind Chicago ideal org all the way.
The Keys to OT are PR?
Fascinating. Yet if anyone from the media shows up she refuses to answer questions. That is pretty OT.
What happens when you delete one dynamic to make another happy?
Well, this is something he IS expert at. Negating the first and second dynamics for the “good” of the third is what scientology specializes in.
Super Power
Creating the new world and making planetary clearing a reality. Right. This was written in 1978!
Valley Children’s Wing
Makes me feel ill.
Up Status
I am sorry, I know this is not politically correct and quite rude, but she looks terrible. May be this should be a “Fucked Up Status” alert?
Huh?
How is a “Women’s Auxiliary” a “Humanitarian”?
Maiden Voyage again
Hear how beautiful Grenada is.
Epic, Exhilarating and Inspiring
Of course, they were the BEST EVER.
This is so much empty hype it could take its rightful place in the Hype Hall of Fame right next to the L. Ron Hubbard David Miscavige Hall.
Just weird
Battle Creek is just floundering, they don’t have a clue what they are doing. Just sending out random quotes. I wonder if they think this will inspire people to join staff. Even Birmingham seems to be more on the ball – and they are plainly awful.
LRH Fables
They send these old guys out to tell tales. Wick is a nice guy. But after 46 years, he knows less about L. Ron Hubbard than anyone who has read Going Clear or Barefaced Messiah.
I can think of a bunch of stories he is not going to tell, even including the development of NOTs that is promoted here. But the real story he isnt going to tell is that he was arrested and convicted for shoplifting in the last couple of years. He became a petty criminal after more than 40 years of training in the SO and working side by side with L. Ron Hubbard.
The irony.
Not only does Noelle Norris look terrible, they couldn’t even be bothered to take her flowers out of the plastic cone. At the very least, they should have removed the price sticker.
The flowers look terrible, too, whether in or out of their wrapper. Not the best bunch of flowers I’ve seen.
between the guy who joined staff in Birmingham, the Cummins’, the blues brother and the guy in the cape, I feel like I’ve entered some weird portal into the world’s lamest comic-con.
Hi sashiebgood, Loved your post.I was getting mixed up with which cloak should I wear? The cloak of in visibility on the Porch of Infinity or my Religious cloak that hides the evil within cos. Then It Came To Me.Let us roll out the Cloak of Justice and give David a taste of his own medicine!! Love UmAlways????
Hi Sashiebgood, Edit Ann the Cloak of Invisibility Love U alwatys xo
never the cloak of invisibility, Ann, because then they wouldn’t get to see the full beauty of your righteousness! xoxo
Hi sashiebgood, If there comes a time when we charge the ramparts,you & I will go together.Your Light shines far.XO
Considering scientologists are supposed to go to great lengths to “word-clear” they sure can spout meaningless gobbledegook. The Phoenix ad gives the testimonial “What I grasp is the spirit of play and it’s purpose, purpose, purpose”. Now what the hell does that mean? The spirit of play [whatever that is] is purpose x3. Oh of course I get it! … well… er… perhaps NOT exactly.
I hope this “grasp” was worth whatever they paid for it.
Getting the Valley done; they are powering along with so many people wanting to own a square. The excitement. The thrill. The tired sheepbots seem to be, well, tired.
“This is our briefing. There are many briefings like it but this one is ours.”
Does MV mean Mostly Vacuous?
“How a bright idea can create over night sound expansion.” I really can’t resist this; I’m going to save my farts all night and let one go just before I get up. Should be a massive sound expansion. Bright idea or what?
I also feel sick whenever I see $camology using children to try and extort more money.
The use of the word ethics by $camology always makes me cringe.
I just got a promo piece – I’d upload a pic if I could on this blog – it says:
“50% Off when you return your earlier edition of Dianetics
Following the discovery of previously unpublished material and a meticulous comparison with the original manuscript, a new edition of Dianetics is now available. It is exactly what the author intended this book to be. Hundreds of thousands of readers are experiencing even greater results with the new edition of Dianetics. You can too. Get your copy today. *offer applies to any earlier editions of Dianetics”
1. I’d bet my eternity as a spiritual being that the “hundreds of thousands” bit is a total lie/exaggeration/bullpoop/snowjob/falsification/ripping-to-shreds-any-relationship-to-truth.
2. a ploy to just sell more Dianetics…cashola grab..orrrr….
3. trying to 1984 the past? Delete it all?
Besides, I heard misscabbage at the basics release event. sweet F all was changed in dianetics. He went out of his way to be reassuring about that part. (as if he knew we would not swallow hubbard being all cavalier about his ‘revolutionary inaugural work’ being substantially incorrect and f*ckered for the duration of his lifetime)
Assholes.
A picture of Wick when he’s in a bad mood.
http://tampaarrests.net/a/2uDEYAA/Warwick_Gregory_Allcock
What a wonderful picture of Wick! Suitable for framing! The look on his face is priceless…
roflmao – retail theft! Couldn’t he just OTize that shit into his car without touching it?
My thoughts exactly! Maybe he should redo all of the OT levels. Cuz it ain’t workin’ for him….
damn. I really love Wick. Maybe that was why he was pushing folders around at Flag when I was there. I didn’t know him much but he was a sweetie, funny, nice man to me in passing.
I just read his history on Ortega. It would take a miracle for him to come out.
(or maybe just some more shoplifting! That would actually be acceptable to me if it lead to him being booted and bubble burst)
With all of the competing fundraising events, who has time for actual can holding and sec checking?
Soon, the clams will cut out all of the commission taking middlemen, like Alcock and Potter, and set up their version of a ‘go fund me’ site. Daily visits to the ‘clam fund me’ site will be obligatory and sec checks will result just because they want mo money.
Can any thing be more ‘upstat’ than the Tom and Victoria Cummings photo? Tom hunched over with that poorly pasted on grin does not say upstat to me. Victoria however, exudes confidence and ‘upstatedness’. Nice legs too. Still, I don’t feel an overwhelming urge to hand over money to any of these scams. I guess PR can’t do everything.
The reason why I did my GOLD HUMANITARIAN and dress like
the Blues Brothers is because the Police are hot on my trail and
Scientology has a ton of dirt on me.
Anybody know a good lawyer ???
You gotta understand….. he’s on a mission from God.
Whew, not shoplifting Rice and Beans.
No, toilet paper
+1?
“He’s on a mission from God.” Along with a nun that floats in the air…..
Yep! The law firm of Dewy, Cheatem & Howe
Good one, OSD!
Wait! That’s where I work. Now you’re going to want a referral fee or something ?
Damn right I do!
Some quickies and then a bitch fit instead of a full breakdown today. Hope that doesn’t disappoint. Maiden Voyeur can do that to a bitter old bitchy queen.
Glad to see that Brummieham is hiring staff to appeal to the chav community. They’re exactly what Scientology deserves.
Greg Weiss is not a real Chicagoan. He doesn’t have a mustache. And before you ask, before I Grew The Beard last year, I had a mustache since I was 17.
Today is Decision Day in the UK. Our British friends will decide on whether or not to remain in or depart the European Union. It’s been a very nasty, vitriolic, utterly disgusting campaign that ended up being directly responsible for the tragic assassination of Jo Cox. But in the midst of all this reeking bile, neither Remain nor Leave descended into “think of the children” like HAPI did twice in this week’s missives. Shame on you, HAPI. Fearless Leader should hang his head.
Is that Gavin Harry Potter’s passport photo? If so, he needs a new head shot. We’re utterly sick of the old one anyway.
And now for the bitchfest. Noelle Norris is a fucking bitch better known as Noelle North. Like Jim Mescaline and NANCY CARTWRIGHT BART SIMPSON, she’s a voice-over artist best known for voicing Sunni Gummi on Adventures Of The Gummi Bears. During the Anon protests, I once did a sign with clip art of Bart Simpson and Sunni Gummi with the tagline “Do you know who voices your kids’ cartoons?”. It got a lot of attention from parents. Back in Anon’s heyday, she made herself immortal by doing this during an LA protest:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5W8ALB0SNU
Yes, she made a little girl cry. And watch the shit she pulled when AGP confronted her with this fact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOzYb5ieDxc
Granni Gummi would not approve of that, you mind-addled cow.
Every time that slag’s name comes up, I want to projectile vomit and punch a wall. And now the cult’s honoring her for plowing her Gummi Bears residual checks into a “Benefactor” status. Yeah, Benefactor. That’s the first word that comes to mind when I think of her.
Yeah, Mike, she’s fucked up all right. But it’s not only her face that’s ugly. So is the dark cinder that passes for her soul.
We do not forgive, Noelle. And we sure as hell don’t forget. Enjoy your permanent place on YouTube, you disgusting old bint.
Oh Espi! What a piece of work she is.
“But its not only her face that’s ugly. So is the dark cinder that passes for her soul”.
THAT’S Noelle NORTH? Holy Cow, did someone destroy the picture of herself she was hiding in a closet, a la Dorian Grey? What a plug ugly.
I was feeling badly for this woman, but now that I know who she is I feel fine about throwing some snark at this gargoyle.
Noelle, for starters, you’re stuck in the ’70s. I suggest you start with the hair. Here’s a suggested handling:
1) Withold $300 from David Miscavige,
2) Find a compassionate hairdresser/colorist.
3) Get into present time.
4) Clean up this overt on your next sec check.
You’re welcome,
Aquamarine.
haha!
Yeah, and Mike and her had better start thinking about putting money into an IRA instead of that asshole Miscavige’s grubby paws. They’re gettin’ up there in the years you know.
Speaking of which, Megan Shields, MD, died just recently. I think she was one of the few clams who referred clams-with-cancer to actual medical treatment, instead of quacky crap like the “Oxygen Baths of Budapest” (where a couple of clams-with-cancer are presently “treating” their illnesses). RIP, Doc.
Tom cummings:Look him up.He operates a cold call boilerroom selling a first month utility rate.(intro rate)
Then the second month comes.You get the picture.
I wonder where he learned this?
I’m going out on a limb and say….Scientology?
All this constant promo to donate and show up for yet another event is so exhausting. Not having to come up with another excuse, oh yes, so elated to be OUT.
Big difference from being in, isn’t it Ms. P? You’re a world away from that now.. Congrats on getting your old life back…
Oh yes, OSD and loving every minute of it.
Isn’t it great? I’m chuffed to bits having the next four Saturday nights free, instead of having to go to the local morgue and look at the stupid maiden voyage videos!
Birmingham: “Join staff and pass the bong, dude!”
Really? If so, SIGN ME UP. I may not get much done, I’ll be laughing my ass off…
rice and beans munchies?
Hi threefeetback, Rice & Bean Munchies.I have been waiting for those since Before The Volcano!XO
During the police raid on the Toronto Org in 1983, Cambridge & Toronto OT Ambassador Liz Zarahi’s house was also raided as having Guardian’s Office files stashed away there. As she says, “you may laugh, you may cry at times”.
“Last night’s events defied description.”
UNDERSTOOD. EFFECTS CAUSED BY THESE EVENTS WERE TOO SUBLIME FOR OUR EARTHLY COMPREHENSION.
“Even if I could tell you about it I wouldn’t be able to adequately convey the excitement of hearing about wins at Orders of Magnitude most haven’t even dreamed of”.
THAT BORING, HUH?
“You’ll definitely want to be there for this event…and you’ll want to donate!”
YOU’D BE WELL ADVISED TO NOT OPERATE ON THESE ASSUMPTIONS.
WHEW! Finally…I knew they would run out of superlatives some day!
But they’re still overworking “epic”. I doubt if most even know the meaning of the word.
it’s SO crazy! Everything is ‘epic’. It’s so bloody stupid. Dinners, any old event – it’s all epic. My Gawd but it’s so easy to make fun of.
EVERYTHING is epic … and there is always MUCH LOVE … oh, yeah … you can just feel all that freakin’ love ….
I think ‘epic’ is an electronic pic. Very high tech.
Teehee?
I look at the photo of poor Noelle Norris and see that Michael, who is listed under the photo, is not present in the photo. Trouble in paradise, or did he just look so much more beat up that poor Noelle that they didn’t dare picture him? Noelle looks like she was just released from the hole in order to attest to her new status upgrade.
In the meantime, I’d like to attest to a real world status upgrade.
Ms. Mabel Legend *last name redacted to protect the innocent*, sprinted into the world following a 2 hour labor and 3 pushes. My 18th grandchild has officially arrived.
We are all thrilled to have a granddaughter, there were only 5 girls to 12 boys now it’s 6 to 12. Great grandson is excited as well. Mabel’s mom is over the moon because her labor was less than 1/10th what it was with Mabel’s big brother.
THIS is what real spirituality is about. Not “donate, donate donate”.
Welcomed me to the world baby Mabel, wishing you a lifetime of health, happiness and freedom! Huge congrats Valerie ❤️
Congrats on #18!
And I thought I was upstat with 10.
lucky bastard.
@LDW, pshaw! Tell your children to get to reproducing. They will probably catch up with me sooner or later. Never say never, but I’m fairly certain Mabel is the last grandchild. We’re working on great grandchildren now. Thank goodness, our grandchildren are being smart and waiting for a few years (except for the one great grandson who slipped in when a grandson was in high school, and we sure do love that one).
I must be a down stat with one coming in August. Our first.
A first is always a huge stat. I remember way back then. I was at my first grandchild’s birth and her graduation from SLCC in June. There’s only one first.
OSD, Practicing the diaper drill?
Both my wife and I are going to have to start. Our kids are moving closer to us so, eventually, we’ll be picking them up from school and taking them to our home to wait for the parents to come and get them.
Hi OSD, Oh y’all could never be downstat with an August Grandbaby.Gitsix and I are 8/1 and at the groaning age of # 65 I need a new soul to play with me.Love U twoXO and to all you Love.XO Ann B
HEY! Where you been Ann B??? You scared the shit out of me when I didn’t see you posting. Whew!
Hi OSD, Now you know when you are with the ocean,you might decide to kick back and talk to the dolphin pod at sunset.And that is so good you just stay there and dream for awhile.First off I would never not tell you right here if there was a medical situation with me where I could not post for awhile.I would certainly let all here know and especially you and yours because,along with RB,and Brian & Roger & yes Espiando outside of Mike,one of the first posters I left the shore to swim with.What I feel right now is that you both are going to be the Best,Sweetest, Funniest Grandparents Ever That little one will be showered with real love!And I Love You Both
Congratulations Grandma!
Valerie! Big congrats to you, mother and Baby Mabel. 18 grandchildren, wow, that’s amazing!
Hi Valerie, From Hot Baton Rouge,I send you a big Congratulations with your newest Grand baby.I was thinking those 18 grandchildren are so lucky to have you.Hugs,
Ann, I am thinking I am so lucky to have them. I loved loved loved loved being a mother. Guess what? Grandmotherhood beats the pants off motherhood, so you can imaging how happy I am now. Spoiling all of them as fast as I can.
Grandchildren are so much better than children because you can do all the things you wanted to do with your children then send them home to their parents.
Imaging? I meant imagine. Wow, I’ve taken a course in scientology proofreading somewhere along the way.
That is what you look like if you do this:
19 individual completions for Noelle Norris appear in official Scientology publications:
Noelle North Norris L 11 Source 55 1987-01-01
Noelle North Norris L 11 EXPANDED Source 55 1987-01-01
Noelle North Norris L 10 Source 56 1987-03-01
Noelle North Norris L 12 Source 56 1987-03-01
Noelle North Norris NEW OT VI HUBBARD SOLO NOTS AUDITING COURSE Source 69 1989-12-01
Noelle North Norris NEW OT VIII Freewinds 3 1990-08-01
Noelle North Norris NEW OT VII SOLO NOTS COMPLETION Source 72 1990-09-01
Noelle North Norris FALSE PURPOSE RUNDOWN AUDITING Source 72 1990-09-01
Noelle North Norris HUBBARD KEY TO LIFE COURSE Source 91 1994-02-01
Noelle North Norris HUBBARD LIFE ORIENTATION COURSE Source 91 1994-02-01
Noelle North Norris ORG EXECUTIVE COURSE VOLUME 7 Celebrity 323 2000-02-01
Noelle North Norris PTS/SP Course Celebrity 343 2002-12-01
Noelle North Norris SOLO NOTS AUDITOR CERTAINTY COURSE PART I Source 144 2003-03-01
Noelle North Norris HUBBARD SOLO AUDITOR COURSE PART II Source 147 2003-06-01
Noelle North Norris NEW OT VII Source 217 2011-09-01
Noelle Norris HANDBOOK FOR PRECLEARS COURSE Freewinds 89 2012-04-01
Noelle North Norris DIANETICS LECTURES AND DEMONSTRATIONS COURSE Celebrity 412 2013-01-01
Noelle North Norris ADVANCED PROCEDURE AND AXIOMS & THOUGHT, EMOTION AND EFFORT COURSE Celebrity 412 2013-01-01
Noelle North Norris PURIFICATION PROGRAM Celebrity 420 2014-10-01
I used to know her via CCLA. She was sweet and funny. Many moons ago. I was quite a few years older but didn’t recognize her in that shot. She now looks 10-15 years older than I do. So sad.
yes…. I still like all the people I liked when I was IN and I don’t like those I didn’t like when IN. 🙂 🙂
Wick, too, is aging rapidly.
Wait……WTF? You mean to tell me that Wick can’t stop the aging process as an OT??? Maybe he needs to do a retread on all the levels.
Congratulations Valerie!
Dave,
The Daily Mail says that you have EIGHT billion dollars in reserve. Even your hype is DWARFED by Bernie Madoff’s bubble of 65 billion. When are you graduating out of the closet as just another world-class lier?
What about D.M.s hoard of Gold Bullion in his vaults.
LOL. Sometimes Dave competes with the entertainment value of the Siberian Farm Report. And even the artificial intelligence for med students to diagnose ‘fictitious’ patients; from the UCLA Bio-Med Library, dialed into any US university main frame computer. As it turned out, 007 James Bond DID have the ‘clap’.
The Daily Mail also said attendance at SuMP grand opening was 10,000 and that 3.4 acres at SUMP is larger than 65 acres at Paramount and that Tom Cruise filmed two of his movies at Gold and that Tom Cruise is leaving scientology. The Daily Mail obviously has no need for fact checkers. I believe basically nothing they say. They rank right there with scientology on the acceptable truthometer.
Hi Mike, This Thursday Funnies did it for me! Each promo piece was more dreadful as I read on.The Island People talking about the Moneywinds particularly jarring especially in the light of how Ron felt about cultures not to his liking.The Irresistible Power of OT Unleashed,boy whoever mocks these pieces up really lives over the rainbow.I am sorry,but Noelle looks a tad worn out.I would be too going up and down the twisted bridge!Finally The Children’s Wing.I Intend that the only children in that space would be dolls as in walk over to that wall thank you.The thought of Scientology’s Wheel grinding out another generation of SO Child Slaves rips my heart out!XO
What part of “be fruitful and multiply” did they not understand?
Oh wait…that’s the Western Monotheist Tradition…never mind.
@Leslie that one made me laugh. 11 years ago when one of my daughters announced her third pregnancy, I said “you know, when God said go forth, multiply and replenish the earth, he didn’t mean you had to do it singlehandedly.” She’s responsible for 4 of my grandchildren – 1 girl 3 boys.
Okay.
Ms. Pat Harney will reveal:
1. How to create massive international appeal by using Indian farm click tech.
2. How to flood Amazon with fake 5 star reviews on a 37 year old book and think you can get away with it.
3. How to be so “flippant” that you get 3 NY Times no 1 bestsellers.(Ruthless, Beyond belief, and Going Clear)
4. How to get an appearance on SNL.
5. How to get maximal PR bang for your buck!
Step 1: Get a giant Golden studio
Step 2.Produce over 1000 vids in 50 languages.
Step 3.Watch your website soar to 60.000 on Alexa.
What? 2 amateurs with daytime jobs get 68000 and 22.000 on Alexa?
4. Debug repeat sump 1 eh step 1.
6. How effectively shatter suppression with OSA foot bullet tech.Pouw! Pouw!
Bonus: Practical: How to keep smiling when they uncovered another one of your lies.
“…OSA foot bullet tech. Pouw! Pouw!”
Dude, that’s fucking funny. That’s the sound of scientology footbullets from now on!
Pouw! Pouw!
It’s always “the 180” in Scientology. LRH says that the ethics officer MUST be able to confront evil and yet the one SURE thing that ANY e/o or maa CANNOT do in Scientology is to confront evil. (otherwise they’d have a hard time showing up for post in the morning after realizing what they have been dramatizing)
@joe, remember back in the day when you believed you could truly confront evil? The way a scientologist “confronts” evil is to hide behind a closed door with the window shades pulled. I have gotten a lot better at confronting evil once I realized that a person is not evil if he or she believes something different that I do.
Valerie, I do remember that back in the 1970s in San Francisco, most of us at least thought that this was a concept that we could gain an ability in to help improve the world. And of course, you are totally correct … just having a different point of view or belief does not make a person evil, but in Scientology, as you know, there is ONE viewpoint that you need to express at all times, and if you EXPRESS another one out loud where others might actually hear you, you are being very very bad and … you need to be “handled.”.
Hi Joe,I like your post.Some of those EOs well let me say their idea of evil would be a brick wall which I was to bang my head against! To think I read Sci Ethics backwards & forwards my first weeks in Sea Org.So Ron aided I thought they were the white hats.Not so fast Ann.xo
Yeah, Ann B. And the thing is … the EOs and MAAs just kept getting worse and worse and younger and younger and more mean spirited in their valence as the years rolled by. When I first routed onto the BC in 2002, there was a young man named Louis as my first MAA at ASHO. A VERY NICE GUY! Yeah, he really was, high ARC and everything. Within a few months, he was re-posted as a course supe on the BC. Another young guy who I knew from my home city and was a relatively new SO member, also was an MAA at that time at ASHO, and he also was a very friendly young man. And of course, he decided the SO was not for him within a few months and routed out. If you show any inclination towards having actual ARC as an MAA with the people you are dealing with, you do not last long on that post. You are out, one way or another.
Hi Joe,Oh yes to your post about MAAs with chocolate on top! Never ever show ARC to those DBs that come under your control.I knew one EO @ Asho who did show ARC next month Gone With The Wind.Love your postsXOAnn B.
Attend the Wick Allcock seminar:
Find out amazing data on:
1. How to do da crime and let da wife do the time.
2. How to feel great drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and reds.
3. How to go totally OT by electrocuting space cooties.
4. How to spot psych perfumes in 7 times rinsed shirts.
5. Learn how pain and sex were invented by the Psychs for total degradation.
6. Find the real location where Xenu is locked up in a Bluebird mobile Home in the Pyrenees.
7. Find out which hot pants for CMO’s are in tech and which one squirrel.
Practical: Practice that steel look so they won’t catch you shoplifting.
8. How to shoplift without getting caught….oops
He’s going to have to redo that course…
Damn MU’s!
I think he has overts, too, Tommy J…..
Hi Xenu’s Son, Thank you for a post that keeps on giving the truth.Loved it xo
As a Scotsman, it pained me looking at that child, Chloe, somewhere in Scotland. Using kids to steal money from adults is truly scrapping the bottom of the cesspool. However, if they really put what’s left of their heart into it, I’m sure they can do ever worse….
Hi OSD, I felt the same way.And to think I once followed the Ron line about Thetans in tiny bodies,who needed only sugar barley water and their big being abilities to get by.The cult continues to sink.XO
When it come to kids and older people being harmed……Well, I just won’t go into it here.
Wick Allcock arrested for shoplifting after 46 years of Sea Org. Org..http://pcsoweb.com/InmateBooking/SubjectResults.aspx?id=1585592
Wrong.He was just securing the future of this universe on the IAS reg internship.
I just checked with Andres Rodriguez sr cs AOLA. Andres: The crime of getting caught reading this is 2 extra intensives sec checking and a voluntary donation of $10,000
As fundraising efforts dry up, desperate measures arise.
Scientology shoplifting ringleader BUSTED. His creative fundraising events now more sought after than ever.
Come to the upcoming event and learn new plundering tech.
Special emphasis on how not to get caught.
Ugg! Stop using kids! That sickens me.
Also, I know they are “wild and woolly” but Jamie Clark could do with an ideal shave and haircut.
“ideal shave and haircut” LOL. It’s all about image in scientology, I can’t believe they posted that photo honestly. It looks almost like a normal 20 year old lounging around.
HEY! Wild and woolley is a good thing….isn’t it? WAAROUNK!
“Wild & wooley.” I had a girlfriend like that once…
How DARE you talk about me like that 🙂
Well, I did enjoy the ‘Wild’ part, but, are you going au natural forever?
Hey, I’m a million years old now, according to my son I INVENTED dirt, so i can do anything I want.
Hi. I’m wearing my tittering child hat today, and reading the news flash from Valley Org. They are creating a movement, it says. Yes, I would say they are creating a movement. And when it finally flows, it’s going to be a real stinker. Courtesy flush, please. Heh.
hgc, you are, of course, right on the money once again. That is the only MOVEMENT they have going. A stinker indeed!
I recall one Sunday afternoon at FCDC 25 years ago sitting around all day to get in session. From the waiting area I could overhear their staff meeting and all they talked about was money money money. The ED (I don’t recall her name anymore) kept saying “money is good” and talking about how much money they were bringing in. I recall her talking about a staff member who was “farting around” when he could have been regging people instead. There was no talk about clearing the planet or making sure public was getting good results, only money was discussed
Once again, that’s Scientology…Great post, Doug!
Hi Doug, I liked your post.I agree it has always been about money first.Thurs at 2:00 pm at Asho,D & F sheer panic time if the stats were not up.When they were paradise when not the other place.xo
Yes Ann, when I was public at DC I was young and not making a lot of money, enough to survive and not much more. Steve Lower used to call me at work on Wednesday afternoons to try to get money out of me before the Thursday 2:00 PM deadline. He must have been desperate they knew I was no whale by a long shot.
I recall complaining about the high costs to Liz Clapp and being told “I don’t want this criticism”. She was supposed to be a clear. She may have been cause over MEST but judging from her wasitline I would say she was not cause over food.
Hi Doug, Thank you for a wonderful post.I hear you.The SO had quite the inside gossip hot line and when it got out I had money in the bank and I was generous,guess what happened around my desk at 1:45pm Thurs! A flock of hungry sea -gulls all asking for my help! Yelp!❤️Ann B.
In reply to Doug’s comment about hearing Sci staff talking money, money….I remember many years ago sitting in the ASHO lobby for some stupid reason and overhearing the Captain, Rene Norton (?) yelling and really berating someone just on the other side of the wall from me. It went on for a really long time and was so vile. The offense seemed to be letting someone leave the building.
I felt bad for the poor person getting the verbal beat down. I remember the “red flags” going off for me then. I wondered why this organization so big on communication and cleaning up ARC breaks would treat anyone like that, especially one of their own. In hindsight I think it was a mid day on a Thursday.
I wish I had listened to my red flags.
Interesting what you hear when they are not aware someone is listening. Thanks for sharing that.
Hi Needleman, Very good to meet you.omg, Rene Norton.I won’t go further except to say I think before you well starting 74,I had the pleasure she was my nemesis in Sea Org.My superior and hated me with a passion.The thing was I would back flash her because she was so mean.Not a good idea.Think a torrid Sea Org Soap Opera regarding relationships that had gone rocky and one party wanting to be with me and it was not her! Thank the Universe,I blew.XO
Doug, yes it is interesting what you hear when they think you aren’t listening. I overheard two auditors talking about a pc. One said the pc was a figure figure case who loved to talk and “chew on his case.” The other one said let him chew on his case and talk cuz he’ll use up his hours faster and then we get another intensive out of him. I guess in today’s SO, money and well-done auditing hours stat trumps TR 2, Acknowledgement in the Comm Formula.
Wow that shouldn’t surprise me.
i love the stock photo they use of a children’s day care center. It has been a long time since I saw the room where the children where left to wallow in dirty diapers and boredom in the NYC Org. But I doubt much has improved. Who do they get to “nanny” these kids? No one with any training. I think there are not many youth involved anymore either. I hope not.
But raise $$$$ & give $$$$ and you will be a Scientologist of honor.
Some religion. I notice they are playing the religion card all over the place too
Hi petlover 1948, Good to see your post.Me too thinking of what I saw at the Children’s Org on Melrose in LA left a lasting image in my mind.The hours Asho F spent cleaning it and what I felt and saw was really beyond belief.However as a Sea Orger I sucked it up,and made it go right for Ron.Embarassing now,but I do think at that point The Sea Org was my Religion.Hard to,fathom now,but if I could be sucked in that fast using small children would be a natural for cos.That Scientologist Of Honor thing like L Ron Hubbard Vault Opps Hall.Lots of flash and cash empty space.Their religion card is just a paper tiger.But how they swing it!xo
Have I said this before, “I am so glad I am OUT!”
But…..but, Mary! You don’t want to go to FLOG for Super Pooper Powerz? You’ll never need to use a laxative again! That’s worth it…..isn’t it?
Nope. I’m all OUT of it.
Ok, ok. No Super Pooper Powerz for me, too.
me too! me too! me too! ME TOOOO!!!!!!!!
The gift that keeps on giving! Congrats Mary …. again. It’s so wonderful to wake up each day and realize ……… hey, no more calls, no more mail, no more Thursday at Two, no more regging, no more ‘friends’ needing a loan to get home from Flog and best of all ……………
Yo Dave,
Fuck you and the nag you rode in on good buddy. Sorry for the bad rap on the nag. I’m sure given a bit of time away from your sorry ass the nag would be a fine animal …………. and happy again.
And BTW, it’s almost Thursday at Too! Another downstat week no doubt …. keep it up because YOU are doing a swell job of tanking the corrupt cult.
Miss you Coop. You crack me up with your little notes to Dave.
Coop da man!
The use of 3 and 4 year old children to promote this bizarre group is one of the saddest and most disgusting things I’ve ever seen. Poor Chloe, already being mindfked and with no power to object. Dreadful parenting.
+1! Outstanding post! Dreadful parenting, indeed! Criminal actually……
@thegman77 children are just thetans in small bodies.
I can’t believe I used to spout that nonsense. Excuse me while I go wash my mouth out with soap.
beer. when I misspeak I now use beer. (or rum that works too)
Hmm, I like your thinking. Only my problem is I would probably be drunk day in and day out. 😉
Hey! The next time i misspeak, can I Merlot?
Valerie: Are we spiritual beings (or whatever name is given to that status)? If so, a child is a spiritual being in a small body. The error (if it was that and not deliberate) that Hubbard and the current crop of innies make, is that it is a small child, (re)learning life in a new unit of time and, possibly, in a very different way. Thus children cannot be expected to know everything and be responsible for themselves. Yet that is what Hubbard did. Chain lockers for 6 year olds? What a sad being Hubbard was, especially on the 2nd dynamic. Miscavige seems to have gone even further into decadence.
Which is probably why that chicken shit El Con does not have the balls to return and face the music.
🙂
He’s hiding out on the planet Farsec. Everyone there is fat…
Hi Thegman77, Thank you for a perceptive post.Ron and David indeed have chosen the Decadence Highway at warp speed.Do as I say,not as I do,is one of my lasting recalls of how I saw he created his reality.xo