While Miscavige and the scientology organizations pretend they have no idea where Captain Miscavige is when it comes time to face the music in court, they are making a very big deal about him being right there at the Ft Harrison delivering briefings ever Friday night. “Talk about a Flag exclusive!”
Dear Leader has been lapping up the adoration at Flag graduation each week, and Flag wants everyone to know. They devoted an entire, large format mailing piece exclusively to make his presence known.
The ridiculous statements on the last page are clear evidence of the brainwashed nature of these people. Miscavige’s best-known program — the Ideal Org scam — is a clear, observable catastrophic failure. People continue to be pressured to give money to this insanity, and as they do so they lavish praise on the COB for coming up with something so brilliant. The Emperor not only has no clothes, he is picking their pockets. Miscavige’s second claim to fame is bringing “all the tech” to the perfect “source” state. That is unless you include the Briefing Course, Class VIII, Key to Life, Life Orientation, Flag Executive Briefing Course and a bunch of other things…
Eventually, this will all catch up with Captain Dave. It’s a slow process. But it is as inevitable as death and taxes.
Here is the full promo piece, obviously the second and third image are the interior pages split in half — it was too big to scan as one page.
Joshua Lilly says
THE PLACE TO BE*
* (unless you’re carrying papers for legal service)
Peggy L says
“Eventually, this will all catch up with Captain Dave. It’s a slow process. But it is as inevitable as death and taxes.”
What a happy thought! And, surely inevitable.
I Yawnalot says
I thought Miscavige made masturbating a sec checkable offense? Or is that only on an individual below his station, because… geezers, he sure gets his jollies off while hiding at Flag.
Oh, the delicious thought of Miscavige taking the stand in court… Now that’s a true jollie of the mind, body and soul.
Angry Gay Pope says
If the people giving the testimonials are so gung ho then why don’t they use their full names? Initials like that are always so suspicious esp. for a religion.
PickAnotherID says
Process servers take note where Defendant David Miscavige will be on Friday nights.
xTeamXenu75to03chuckbeatty says
What’s so funny is on Key to Life you are supposed to clear up words you encounter in normal life, otherwise you supposedly will “crash” and stall in life, right after those words you didn’t define.
Well, the great Hubbard word XENU is a perfect example of the Key to Life law permanent failure.
Scientology doesn’t have a definition for Xenu.
Ask them, and see.
“Define XENU please” pointed at Scientologists who know the Key to Life laws for clearing “wog” words, kind of runs into a wall with Xenu.
But, Xenu is merely the space leader who did cause the Wall of Fire and the 4th Dynamic Engram, and that means he dumped zillions of surplus implanted souls who are implanted with the R6 implants that Xenu had them all receive, onto earth, and these surplus souls, which are called another mind jamming undefined Scientology word they ought to define, but are not allowed to also define, is the word “body-thetans”.
“Body-thetans” are the surplus implanted souls Xenu dumped on earth, and supposedly all humans today are infested with zillions of “body-thetans.”
We humans all have our individual massive load of body-thetans infesting each of our human bodies today.
And OT 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7 are the five exorcism long expensive time consuming steps to keep removing these Xenu dumped “body-thetans” off ourselves.
It’s unfortunate that Hubbard laid so many predicaments and dire consequence penalty rules on the members so they are damned by the Key to Life rules not to fail to clear “wog” words. But then Hubbard makes it suppressive to define Xenu and body-thetans publicly.
Thanks LRH.
Great religion. I think LRH had a crashing misunderstood on the “wog” word religion.
If Scientology simply defined Xenu and “body-thetans” they would clear up a huge inlaid misunderstanding about their “religion.”
But that would open up the criticism that the exorcism is essentially snipe hunting, a scam.
LRH really left them holding the bag.
Richard says
Chuck – Someone on ESMBR recently posted a topic about Hubbard’s sci-fi story “One Was Stubborn.” While doing a follow up I came across your review of the story on Amazon which got top billing. While reviewing the story you trashed “Hubbard’s fake religion.” Now that’s some funny stuff IMO. lol
https://www.amazon.com/Stubborn-Science-Fiction-Fantasy-Collection/dp/1592123708
xTeamXenu75to03chuckbeatty says
This story from Hubbard deserves a book in depth about it.
It significantly contains in 1940 the direct line from then to ten years later, the beginning of the Dianetics group Hubbard ultimately grabbed onto and then stamped his name, “Hubbard,” all over Scientology movement, to his bitter end of life.
He truly became, so to speak, his own fictional George Smiley, whose character does contain the maliciousness of Hubbard and those characteristics are in the Scientology movement today.
In normal literary deep reviews of people’s lives, meaning of the people in history, when a really deep study is done of that person’s life, then significant books or writings are sought after.
Hugh Urban failed to dig up “One Was Stubborn” which I wish to hell if Hugh ever does a revision of his work, he has the humility to recognize the importance of “One Was Stubborn.”
In life, unfortunately, outsiders who have spent the time to really dig all the way into the Hubbard Scientology theory, and who really understand the pie chart of relevant pre Scientology Hubbard writings, they ought to just fall off their chairs when they read and see the nuggets in “One Was Stubborn” that are theoretical Hubbard ideas in Scientology.
Some even to this day and I think I commented somewhere, we just don’t researchers will to get into the “scales” (Tony Ortega did bring up the scales and charts lures of Hubbard’s writings that Hubbard put into Scientology) but the “static” and the total as-is-ness of the physical universe by conscious effort, is something that is there in “One Was Stubborn” and is there again in early Scientology of Hubbard.
And the line even goes on to OT 8, with the total “as-is-ness” of one’s WHOLE time track, where one on OT 8 realizes or is lured into realizing, or backed into realizing, that the whole of one’s timetrack in the physical universe is just one’s own making from the beginning to now.
There unfortunately, or not, is no intellectual theorist within Scientology’s ranks.
They still stumble over the rules not to talk of the Xenu/body-thetans “OT case” part of Hubbard’s spiritual theory, and none are even able to put it all together.
Outsiders dismiss Scientology, correctly, and “One Was Stubborn” is a truly excellent quick proof of Hubbard’s science fiction roots to Scientology.
If one is an outside researcher, and wishes to repeat the early and totally valid criticism that Hubbard was a science fiction author, to undermine the credibility of Scientology, and stay on that argument and make it a winning argument, then “One Was Stubborn” is truly the gem Hubbard writing to use.
Other ex’s have their other favorites, but to me, “One Was Stubborn” is the best and earliest writing most directly connected all the way to “OT 8” of Scientology.
I frankly graded Urban’s lack of finding and adding “One Was Stubborn” to his book.
We’ll see if he measures up, he probably won’t, and that’s on him.
“One Was Stubborn” needs to be inserted into the part(s) at least with some direct theoretical mention in Urban’s book.
I feel not doing so, is just one of those tiny bit of lack of humility and better deeper digging into Hubbard’s total writings.
———————————
Sheldon Glashow nobel prize winner, in one of the early to mid 1980s men’s magazines is given a long deep interview (Sheldon co won the Nobel Prize in physics in 1979ish) and Sheldon goes into his youth reading, in sci fi. He briefly touches upon “Hubbard’s ideas” meaning the content of the ideas (this would mean the “One Was Stubborn” theory “as-is-ness of all time and space, getting up to God like editing and re-creating the universe” or the Hubbard “Dangerous Dimension” story, where the professor can exteriorize to ANY location in the universe at will–which ties directly into the Scientology “Creation of Human Ability” process which Hugh Urban does credit in detail, but Hugh did not actually show like I mention here, that the process in Creation of Human Ability that the auditor tells the preclear to “be at” for real, as an exterior soul that one is, WAS directly similar to the “Dangerous Dimension” story theme, where the fiction professor had discovered this “scientific formula” to exteriorize to anyplace in the universe the professor wished..
So, there is really so much that ought be focused on, better, the exact two stories, “Dangerous Dimension” and “One Was Stubborn” and show their relevance to “upper Scientology” which was always a promise in Hubbard’s Scientology, that Scientology would rise a human up to the ability to go exterior at will, and to get up to the former top soul powers to create one’s own universe at will.
I am fumbly and not a writer. A real writer someday who has the monetary backing and time, and patience and so forth, to more succinctly say the points I’m making, and does the homework, can better ADD the damned “One Was Stubborn” story to the argument of why Hubbard’s sci fi story ideas DO significantly form some of the biggest core theory of Scientology today.
Chuck Beatty
ever the wishful thinking person that those who do waste their time, almost all non rewarded financially, do dig down deep enough to see “One Was Stubborn’s” really truly most important place it should be elevated to when discussing in more summary Hubbard’s ideas that wended their way into Scientology today.
Richard says
Short summary of the story, not exactly correct but good enough.
In the far future a “Messiah” from another planet named George Smiley is convincing everyone that the material universe is just an illusion. “Shellback”, the stubborn good guy in the story refuses to agree. Another reviewer wrote, “What happens when the most evil cult leader in the Universe meets up with the most stubborn man in the Universe?”
Richard says
A bit of a twist on it is that since Hubbard’s science fiction came from his own mind you might say that using it in his scientology theories came from his own mind in the first place.
There is no shortage of theories of existence coming from the minds of men. The only way to get around it is by saying it came from God. I’ll figure it all out later. 🤔 It might come from epiphanies or drugs and so on. Lol
Richard says
I never read the whole story, just these first ten pages which somebody posted which might be a publisher teaser or something.
https://galaxypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/9781592123704.pdf
Richard says
Funny in the sense that there is Amazon trying to sell Hubbard’s stories and along comes Chuck Beatty trashing Hubbard.
DenCar says
Reading you post makes me wonder… How in the hell do so many wealthy people (all whom must be very smart to have achieve that level of wealth–doctors, actors, etc.) can fall for this ET crap… Very well explained by the way!
PeaceMaker says
DenCar, there are quite a few people who are wealthy but not that smart, particularly when it comes to actors, who may tend to have more than their share of psychological issues as well. There are almost no actual doctors in Scientology; they have dentists and chiropractors, who do things like sell advance treatment plans and supplements, and set up clinic networks if they’re ambitious. Often the path to wealth is simply the sort of hardcore sales ability that could sell refrigerators to eskimos, like Cardone or Cummins. And even smart people can have blind spots.
Cece says
What is week 5 “traveling with Santa” ?
And where did these event briefings come from when there were no events?
And apparently 600 trainees have arrived to FSO from orgs to train up on the Golden Age of Admin in chronological order but there’s not enough room for them so they are on a night shift.
They have to wear dark shades while being bussed to and from in the buses with blacked out windows.
I think DM blue a fuse when the court nixed out arbitration a few months back.
Aftermath is very busy I hear ❤️
(Gathered from Chris and Aaron’s recent videos)
Jere Lull says
Recycled videos the clams have already been forced to watch multiple times….
OH.
JOY!
Ellanorah Wilson says
Barf!
Ammo Alamo says
“Step into what feels like a “staff meeting” with the leader of our religion.”
What religion? You mean the course Hubbard demanded his membership enroll in so they could wear ‘dog collars’ and even conduct weddings, giving them some slight appearance of mainstream religiosity to those outside the small and often dwindling number of paying membership? So they could try to claim exemption from taxation in order for Hubbard to grab a bigger share of the gross income?
In fact, it won’t truly feel like a Miscavige “Staff Meeting” until he jumps into the crowd and starts beating the daylights out of some poor slob who has no idea what he did wrong, and does not dare to protect himself. Then, and only then, will the remaining minions know they have entered into Miscavige’s bruised, but privileged, Inner Circle.
otherles says
To an Atheist all religions are false.
Alcoboy says
Except Atheism.
otherles says
I mentally divide atheists into two groups. Big A atheists and small a atheists. With big A atheists atheism is the most important thing in their life. For small a atheist atheism is part of their belief system.
Jefferson Hawkins says
Atheism is not “a religion.”
Alcoboy says
No and in my opinion it really doesn’t exist. I say to an atheist “So if you don’t believe in God, what do you put your trust in?” The person may answer “I believe that science has the answer to all our problems.” Okay, then this person is not an atheist but rather a Scientist. Science is their faith system and that’s perfectly fine. Look, ‘god’ doesn’t have to be some metaphorical bearded guy sitting on a cloud. It can be whatever or whoever you put your trust in.
Jere Lull says
atheism isn’t a religion, it’s the absence of any need for a god to live your life appropriately or fully. In scientology, YOU are the god; a fallen god who has descended from being a God to what you (don’t) see today.
I Yawnalot says
All generalities are false, including this one.
Alcoboy says
Awright, awright, it was a joke! Man, are you people touchy!
I Yawnalot says
Touchy feelie, or just touchy?
Alcoboy says
You decide.
I Yawnalot says
Laugh!
Richard says
Ammo – “. . . so they could wear ‘dog collars’ and even conduct weddings, giving them some slight appearance of mainstream religiosity to those outside the small and often dwindling number of paying membership? ”
Orange robes would be nice for the executives. The underlings can wear white robes. A Pope’s hat would be fitting for the CEO while skull caps are good enough for everybody else.
Lily R says
Where’s Shelly?
Alcoboy says
To: Lily R
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: Where’s Shelly.
I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR YOU ASK THAT QUESTION EVER AGAIN! NO ONE HAS THE RANK OR AUTHORITY TO ASK SUCH A QUESTION BECAUSE I HAVE NOT AND NEVER WILL GRANT IT! SO DO NOT LET ME HEAR YOU POSING THAT QUESTION EVER AGAIN!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: Where’s Shelly.
Okay, sir, we’ll just put it another way; how’s your wife?
Oh, I’m sorry. I should have said “How’s your wife, SIR!”.
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
Jere Lull says
Poor Dwarfenführer… To show his power, he’s had to lock his 2-D away for, what, about 30 years? His right hand must be (relatively) ENORMOUS!
jim rowles says
Jere,
Only his EGO is enormous. But yes, he is his own circle jerk.
Lili R says
Wow, Alcoboy, a letter from COB. I feel so… sorry, laughing. The all-caps cluelessness and bulldozer intention of his rightness reminds me of our neighbor’s chihuahua attacking the other neighbor’s bulldog. Chihuahua is pissing himself in excitement. The bulldog stands stoic and statue-like till the Chihuahua’s chest quits colliding with his upper leg.
Alcoboy says
And you’ll notice that he never answers the question.
I’m not going to bother with TR3ing him.
Fred G. Haseney says
Where is Xenu?
Alcoboy says
To: Fred G. Haseney
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: asking about Xenu.
AHH, IT’S ANOTHER ONE! ANOTHER SP STICKING HIS NOSE WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG! YOU, SIR, DO NOT HAVE THE RANK OR AUTHORITY TO ASK THAT QUESTION! DON’T LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN!
ML,
Dave.
To: David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: asking unauthorized questions.
Oh, we are so sorry, Captain Miscavige, sir! I shall ensure that neither Fred or anyone else on this blog asks sensitive questions ever again.
Oh, and incidentally, where IS Xenu?
No love at all,
Alcoboy.
Fred G. Haseney says
Dear COB RTC David Miscavige:
More importantly: Where are you?
The church of Scientology served me with a Temporary Restraining Order in 2016. I’ve never told you just how important you and your representatives became to me as a result.
I want to return the favor. I want to help my friends and associates outside of Scientology to be able to serve you with legal documents as easy as you and/or your representatives served me.
I’ll repeat the question: Where is COB RTC David Miscavige?
Alcoboy says
To: Fred G Haseney
From: David Miscavige COB RTC
Re: my whereabouts
YOU HAVE NEITHER THE RANK NOR THE AUTHORITY TO ASK THAT QUESTION!
ML,
Dave.
To : David Miscavige COB RTC
From: Alcoboy
Re: your whereabouts.
Still playing hide and seek, eh?
Thought you weren’t afraid of process servers.
Oh, and, how’s your wife?
No love at all,
Alcoboy
otherles says
Where is DM?
Andrea "i-Betty" Garner says
Where’s the process server? 🙂
Jere Lull says
He’s hidden behind the potted plant over there.
GL says
No he’s not. He’s standing at the podium. The podium that was made for a normal sized person and not a teeny tiny homunculus. If you look carefully you will see a whisp of steam rise up as his brain boils because no one can see him and he can’t jump high enough to use the microphone.
Jere Lull says
Dwarfenführer® is, of course, in Clearwater … When he’s not in Banksville watching his minions count his loot, continually micromanaging, as usual, as he stuffs his pockets full.